Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770

Your wife could come up with the idea on her own!

Politicians.

My wife always has something to add to the list when I'm going to the store. I get what she wants, but get asked "Why didn't you get the large size/ small size / only one?" "You said get this. That's what I got. You didn't SAY large. small, five..."

Stealth Fighter wing...

And if you don't, I'm not going to tell you!

Wouldn't that be watering the hoses?

Last year I decided to shoot my own turkey for Christmas. Scared the He!! out of everybody in the Walmart.

In other words you're just like the rest of us.

Having the Tea Party SHOWS how manly you are.

I already KNOW that it's me. But they're all too afraid of me to act on it anyway.

I thought it was for a release from Covid lockdown.

And they have plants sticking out the top.

One, because there are no bones in ice cream.

He probably wasn't.

I think I did!

There's a reason they're called sheeple.

They all do except ME!

Dogwood?

Because I'm right. I know, not a meme, but worth it.

The Muppet Movie. I wondered if anybody would get it. I know, I know.. not a meme.

KERMIT!!

Well, he IS a pilgrim.

Fixed it!

My buddy sent me this titled "I See You Got Your New Job".