Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770

It was done by Billy Mumy in The Twilight Zone.

Watch out! You're going to get Subdeacon Joe started up again.

Don't bother. Subdeacon Joe thinks that EVs are The Next Great Thing. He is a True Believer. He has one that works for HIS meager needs, so he thinks that they will work for the rest of us.

DON'T give them any ideas!!

Aircraft Carrier.

Remembering passwords!

Yes, what's your point?

You forget the Fee to pay for freeloaders that can't afford to pay their own bill fee.

He's referring to the fact that when Brandon pulled our troops out of Afghanistan, and left a LOT of equipment behind, including a reported 300,000 guns, but is now trying to take OURS away.

Even more so. When I am in a good book, I don't hear anything around me.

Nipsey Russell told the same joke on one of his albums back in the 60s.

REALLY old record players had a 16. If you haven't seen one, you're not THAT old!

You've come to the right place!

He's being facetious. Guns are ALREADY illegal in Chicago.

Again, before anybody asks...

Only if they're being paid by the Government to be.

A Soldier, a Sailor, a Marine and Airman got together and were talking about the differences in their respective branches of service. The Marine asked, "Okay. You're in The Field and come back to your tent and find a scorpion in it. What do you do?" The Sailor said, "I'd find something to scoop it into and get it out of there." The Soldier said, "I'd take my combat boot and squash it." The Marine said, "As for me, I'd stab it with my K-Bar, cut the tail off, and eat it!" The Airman said, "I'd call down to the front desk and ask why there's a tent in my room."

Just shut up and enjoy the picture. Which ever one you like.