Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770

Him: I know.

It's oven mitt driving season in Az.

That's how I store most of mine. Mags don't need to be inserted while in storage.

We used to say that the difference between Boy Scouts and Marines was that Boy Scouts had adult supervision.

THAT'S why they're extinct. The environmentalist wackos had them all killed off.

He's riding in a backpack.

Nature causes usually meant doing something stupid. As an adult, it might start with, "Hold my beer...."

I ran into a Bud Lite truck driver today, so I asked him how the whole thing was affecting him. He didn't even have to ask what the "whole thing" was. He told me that he was doing alright: he'd gotten a $600 bonus for staying with the company!

Tell me again just how good you are with that shotgun.

Shortest poem ever: "Fleas" Adam Had 'em.

On the eighth day God created dogs to keep the cat on its toes.

You trying to get Subdeacon Joe started up again?

Hunter Biden job interview.

My wife and daughter do this all the time. When it blows up in their faces, I make them say, "Always listen to the fat guy, the fat guy is always right."

Just not at the fuel island.

Why Pat, you look just as I thought you would.

Dodge does the same crap. I've had to buy a set of lugnuts for all three of my Mopars. Fortunately, you can get a full set on ebay for about $25. I've had the set on my Jeep for eight years with no complaints.

My mistake. I misread the OP and thought it was you. Brain Bleach is on me.

By the barrel length and the short magazine I think it's a Dragunov with the scope removed.

For such a shallow mind.

Here ya go.