Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770

REALLY old record players had a 16. If you haven't seen one, you're not THAT old!

You've come to the right place!

He's being facetious. Guns are ALREADY illegal in Chicago.

Again, before anybody asks...

Only if they're being paid by the Government to be.

A Soldier, a Sailor, a Marine and Airman got together and were talking about the differences in their respective branches of service. The Marine asked, "Okay. You're in The Field and come back to your tent and find a scorpion in it. What do you do?" The Sailor said, "I'd find something to scoop it into and get it out of there." The Soldier said, "I'd take my combat boot and squash it." The Marine said, "As for me, I'd stab it with my K-Bar, cut the tail off, and eat it!" The Airman said, "I'd call down to the front desk and ask why there's a tent in my room."

Just shut up and enjoy the picture. Which ever one you like.

Kermit!!!

Soylent Green is....

And some of you did it once too often.

Democrats arrive for early voting.

I like the way you think, but if you're right, she's peeing on the shirt.

You want your beer back?

Your wife could come up with the idea on her own!

Politicians.

My wife always has something to add to the list when I'm going to the store. I get what she wants, but get asked "Why didn't you get the large size/ small size / only one?" "You said get this. That's what I got. You didn't SAY large. small, five..."

Stealth Fighter wing...