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  1. Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770
    When Einstein was at Princeton, they used to have a "handler", for want of a better term, follow him around so that he didn't get lost. And he got lost a lot, especially when he was on his way home.
  2. Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770
    The first time I heard this story, it was Nipsey Russell telling it. That was in about 1966. Still funny, though.
  3. Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770
    Just think about if you were skydiving!
  4. Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770
    Said plan usually involves rolling over onto arm and knees, then finding a chair to use as a ladder.
  5. Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770
    Stand up... Sit down. Staaaand up, Sit Down! Staaaaaand up, come on, YOU CAN DO IT! Sit DOWN!
  6. Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770
    Usually that would be me.
  7. Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770
    Reminds me of the story of the woman who called the Highway Dept. wanting them to move the "Deer Crossing" signs. Her complaint was that too many deer were running across the road and getting by traffic there.
  8. Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770
    In today's world he's probably holding his OWN purse, and counting on her to protect HIM.
  9. Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770
    And if he tries to find out, she'll say, "You know what you did, and if you DON'T, I'm sure not going to tell you!"
  10. Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770
    The Original Rhinestone Cowboy. One of my favorites.
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  12. Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770
    It depends on how big a snake you have.
  13. Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770
    Think about the first guy that said "Let's eat the thing that comes out of the chicken's butt."
  14. Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770
    He needs the Red Pill.
  15. Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770
    Zip ties are good too.
  16. Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770
  17. Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770
    Nope, Vice Grips.
  18. Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770
    Then quit voting for him.
  19. Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770
    Louis L'aMour mentioned this multiple times in his books, IIRC.
  20. Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770
    I TOLD her that I would need it someday!
  21. Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770
    It's not fear, it's a desire to simply not voluntarily jump into a sewer. Here's a wild idea: How about posting something original sometime? Besides extolling the virtues of electric vehicles.
  22. Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770
    It would be nice if you would actually POST an article instead of just a link.
  23. Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770
    Got it!
  24. Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770
    ??? Why is this humorous?
  25. Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770
    ?????
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