Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770
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37 minutes ago, Subdeacon Joe said:
If your Stupid Light is on that means that your Stupid is activated and running.
8 minutes ago, Buckshot Bob said:It could mean your Stupid is not working properly, like the dummy lights in a car, so that may be an advantage
Stupid Light On means you Stupid is activated and running. Your Stupid Light will be flashing if your Stupid is not working properly.
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They both should be dating other men.
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22 minutes ago, Brazos John said:
So does that mean my friend has 20 households?
Just asking...
More likely it means that there are another 19 households that have wimps living in them hoping that "SOMEONE" will come to save them if the wolf comes to their door.
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15 hours ago, Seamus McGillicuddy said:
X
40 minutes ago, DocWard said:Y?
29 minutes ago, Alpo said:Left field
Third Base.
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18 minutes ago, Buckshot Bob said:
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2 hours ago, Sedalia Dave said:
Few people are aware that hundreds of Haggis were used to film the Star Trek episode, "The Trouble with Tribbles." Gene Roddenberry traveled to Scotland years prior to creating Star Trek, but later remembered seeing the wee beasties during his Scotland holiday and wanted to incorporate them, somehow, into one of the episodes he was writing, which eventually became, "The Hassle with Haggis." Lawsuits were filed over the use of the name 'Haggis', so Roddenberry, succumbing to pressure from studio execs, changed the name to 'Tribbles', and then the title of the episode as well. The professional animal handlers for the series were ill prepared for the behavior and habits of Haggis, especially the flouncing. Filming of the episode took longer than expected, and several members of the cast and crew were injured due to mishandling of the Haggis. When filming was complete, the Haggis were flown back to Scotland to resume their life in the Highlands. No Haggis were harmed during the filming of this episode.
Fun Fact: The original script never stated that 'Tribbles hated Klingons and that they would emit a piercing shriek and shiver with rage'. The Haggis themselves behaved this way towards the actors who were dressed as Klingons as the Haggis had an aversion to the makeup the actors wore. Roddenberry chose to amend his script to allow for this behavior, rather than change the actors' makeup.
Fun story, but it's about the biggest load of Hooey I've heard in a while.
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4 minutes ago, Father Kit Cool Gun Garth said:
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I don't remember eating a jackass either, but here I am.
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32 minutes ago, Alpo said:
Yeah, so what's your point?
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Don't worry, Alpo's got your back.
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1 hour ago, Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 said:
Well you certainly can't expect her to pay her OWN way!
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1 hour ago, Alpo said:
He should be rewarded. And maybe given a shirt to wear.
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18 minutes ago, Father Kit Cool Gun Garth said:
Blame Pat Riot. He started it.
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2 hours ago, Ozark Huckleberry said:
You left out pictures -- in the South, you don't 'take' a picture, you make it.
And it's a "picher".
In Georgia, a traffic light is a "red light".
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39 minutes ago, Alpo said:
And failing that, expect a handout.
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It doesn't matter. Blame it on America and tax American's, (only the ones that work), accordingly.
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11. Iced tea is appropriate for all meals and you start drinking it when you're two. We do like a little tea with our sugar. It is referred to as the Wine of the South.
Also known as Sweetea, all one word.
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55 minutes ago, Father Kit Cool Gun Garth said:
And now, the rest of the story...
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While expecting somebody else to pay for it.
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43 minutes ago, Alpo said:
Amazing. Good looking yet she has no tattoos or piercings.
Good looking in part because she has no tattoos or piercings. I know that I'm an Old Curmudgeon, but I HIGHLY dislike tattoos on women, and most of them on men.
Tattoos on an otherwise attractive woman will make me look away. Same with piercings anywhere except the ears, and there too if there more than one or two.
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40 minutes ago, Buckshot Bob said:
Here's a fun one: About 20 years ago, the state of Arizona added a tax to cigarettes to pay for a "Stop smoking PSA" program. It was so successful that they couldn't make enough on the tax to keep the program going.
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If you see this type of violence, call the Food Abuse Hotline at 1-800-OIC-U812.
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1 minute ago, Buckshot Bob said:
Thank You!
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Ba-Dump Tissssh - Memes
in SASS Wire Saloon
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The old style Dummy lights in a car would just stay on. The newer light will come on if it's something Bad, but if they're flashing it means something Really Bad.