Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770

Quite correct. It was referred to as "The Arab Oil Embargo". We were getting so much of our oil from OPEC (Organization of the Petroleum Exporting Countries) that they decided to artificially raise prices by cutting our supply.

FIFY

Oh I'm positive that we're not going around this circuit again. To many negative memories. I'll just blow a fuse.

I'm with Alpo on this one. I spent 30 years driving a truck and saw this behavior nearly every day. And it's usually some self important Jackwagon that thinks that since he has an expensive car that he's better than the rest of us. I made more than a few of them stop and wait in my day, and if I hadn't been driving a company truck, would have made a lot more of them. I still do it in my Jeep when it seems to be needed to be done. As a side note, when I have the top off especially, I really like it when one of them make a Big Deal about passing me, just to have me catch up to him at the next red light. I'll pull up beside him, clap my hands, and in my best Marine Corps Drill Instructor voice, give him a, "ALL RIGHT! CONGRATULATIONS! YOU BEAT ME TO THE RED LIGHT!"

Uncle Bob?

When he wears a hat it don't show.

When asked why he chose not to run for reelection, he is reported to have said, "No chance for advancement."

Be careful. They might not let you run the self checkout anymore.

In my 81mm Mortar Platoon, we were regularly described as a cross between Baa Baa Black Sheep, F Troop, and McHale's Navy. We had a VARIED cast of characters at the time. We even had a guy that could pass for a young Andy Griffith.

I used to have that same set!

No it's not! That's not a carrot! That's a hot dog! Sorry. Double tap.

No it's not! That's a hot dog!

RIP.

I don't sit on the floor if there's nobody around to HELP me get up.

THIS GUY!

Usually Weaver though.

Well THAT'S not happening anymore.

Why do you think we drink and swear?

Nope. It's because they're too scared of The Marines.

Buster

Use iron sights. Load magazines without a loading device. Be stealthy. Write in cursive.