Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770

I don't think that it's necessarily that we, (I) believe the story, it's just that I have such little faith in people today that I think that somebody might be stupid enough to try it.

Darwinism at work.

I've heard that, but I don't remember where.

SHOCKING!

I AM A GOD!!!

You'd probably know him better as Private Pussnuts.

Same thing at the gym I work out at. Not that they're fat, but the pump about 10 reps. then get on their phones for 5 minutes. Repeat. I'd really like it if the gym would get a jammer instead of offering free wifi.

That's the F-117 that's on display at Davis Monthan AFB here in Tucson. You can only see it on the bus tour.

It's supposed to look like this:

How's this?

Since I retired, mine is actually about caught up.

I bet he had to do a lot of bankin' and yankin' to score that!

We used to say that the difference between a fairy tale and a Marine's Sea stories was that the fairy tale starts with, "Once upon a time.." and a Marine's Sea story starts with, "Now this is no $hit.."

At the store, when I buy milk or iced tea, and they ask if I want it in a bag, I tell them "No, just leave it in the jug."

I'd say that you're about even. And I'm not far behind. (

Forty, I have no doubt that you were the exception to the rule. But I knew plenty that weren't.

Before I retired, I would sometimes play The Who's "Won't Get Fooled Again" as I left work. ALWAYS ended JUST as I pulled up to the house! 8 minutes and 31 seconds from work to home.

About Mach 1.

It depends on how good of a wifi signal they get under the bridge.

I think that the honor has now gone on to the Space Farce.