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Posts posted by Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770
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12 minutes ago, DocWard said:
But "eats crayons like a Marine" just doesn't have the same ring to it.
Why do you think we drink and swear?
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1 hour ago, DocWard said:
Do you know why people say "drink and swear like a sailor?"
Because paratroopers hadn't been invented yet!
Nope. It's because they're too scared of The Marines.
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24 minutes ago, J-BAR #18287 said:
1. Drive a stick shift.2. Calculate change in my head.
3. Tie my own flies.
4. Sharpen knives on a whetstone.
5. Iron my clothes.
6. Tie a full Windsor knot in my tie.
7. Spit shine my shoes.
Yeah, I know, everyone else on this forum can do these things too. I just figured I could summarize for the group!!
Use iron sights.
Load magazines without a loading device.
Be stealthy.
Write in cursive.
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1 hour ago, Blackwater 53393 said:
What them yankees don’t understand is that the skeeters down here have “N” numbers and landing lights and they run on JP4!!Those bug sprays ain’t nothin’ but startin’ fluid for southern skeeters!!
You ought to see what they have over in Okinawa. The skeeters over there line up at the top of your blanket and pull it off of you to get at you.
If you stomp on the cockroaches over there, they just look up at you like "WHAT!?!?"
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2 hours ago, J-BAR #18287 said:
Nerds are ok; it's the hot librarian vibe that flips my switches.
My trouble always was that I didn't flip their switches.
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1 hour ago, DocWard said:
And shoot the target you see in the middle...
Shot Expert every time. My worst was Boot Camp with a 228.
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3 hours ago, Alpo said:3 hours ago, Eyesa Horg said:
Sometimes never going to sleep at all!! Those were the days!!
2 hours ago, DocWard said:
Running PT test hung over, or even still drunk.RIFLE RANGE! I found out over the years that I shot better when I went out and got drunk the night before Qualification Day. Muscles were more relaxed.
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7 hours ago, Perro Del Diablo said:
That's the problem. USMC wouldn't dare clean urns. Way to dangerous when Msgt got his cup.
I knew a couple senior Staff NCOs that had cups so coffee stained the all they need to do was add hot water to have coffee.
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14 hours ago, John Kloehr said:
For balance in your diet.
I thought a balanced diet meant a beer in each hand.
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1 hour ago, Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 said:
That just doesn't pass the sniff test.
33 minutes ago, Eyesa Horg said:Any glitter?
Let me look...
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2 hours ago, Cypress Sun said:
I've seen some real gruesome pictures of copper thieves that were killed trying to steal wire/etc. One was a picture of someone that screwed up at a utility power substation. There was about 1/2 of him left, the rest was just a black chunk of ash and charcoal with a pair of large bolt cutters in it. Hard to feel sorry for a thief.
I was at a Mine Safety Training one time where they showed a video of a guy over in India that was going to ride up on top of a train. He stood up and grabbed the electric power line. There was a "ZZZT!", a puff of smoke and he just collapsed, DRT. It used to be available on youtube, but I don't know if it still is.
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3 minutes ago, Cypress Sun said:
Maybe the gloves fits now.
The gloves would've fit then if they weren't soaked in dried blood.
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On 4/8/2024 at 3:49 AM, Father Kit Cool Gun Garth said:On 4/8/2024 at 5:12 AM, Pat Riot said:
Hmmm…That little guy could pass for a Navy Chief.
Not quite. If he were a Navy Chief, or a Marine Staff NCO, he would only be using one hand to hold the coffee. The other hand would have a cigarette in it.
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