Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770

Third Base.

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No they're not. Drill Instructors ALWAYS wear a belt with their uniforms. The Drill Instructor with the Garrison Belt, (black belt with a plain belt buckle), is the Senior Drill Instructor.

Fun story, but it's about the biggest load of Hooey I've heard in a while.

I don't remember eating a jackass either, but here I am.

Yeah, so what's your point?

Don't worry, Alpo's got your back.

Well you certainly can't expect her to pay her OWN way!

As opposed to the Navy proper where everything is half mast.

He should be rewarded. And maybe given a shirt to wear.

Blame Pat Riot. He started it.

Again, the Men's Department.

And it's a "picher". In Georgia, a traffic light is a "red light".

And failing that, expect a handout.

It doesn't matter. Blame it on America and tax American's, (only the ones that work), accordingly.

11. Iced tea is appropriate for all meals and you start drinking it when you're two. We do like a little tea with our sugar. It is referred to as the Wine of the South. Also known as Sweetea, all one word.

And now, the rest of the story...

While expecting somebody else to pay for it.

Good looking in part because she has no tattoos or piercings. I know that I'm an Old Curmudgeon, but I HIGHLY dislike tattoos on women, and most of them on men. Tattoos on an otherwise attractive woman will make me look away. Same with piercings anywhere except the ears, and there too if there more than one or two.

Here's a fun one: About 20 years ago, the state of Arizona added a tax to cigarettes to pay for a "Stop smoking PSA" program. It was so successful that they couldn't make enough on the tax to keep the program going.

If you see this type of violence, call the Food Abuse Hotline at 1-800-OIC-U812.

Thank You!

They probably just need to recalibrate the hemulator in the framastat.

Some people do need Otto.