Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770

Well THAT'S not happening anymore.

Why do you think we drink and swear?

Nope. It's because they're too scared of The Marines.

Buster

My tool is already the correct size.

Box end?

Use iron sights. Load magazines without a loading device. Be stealthy. Write in cursive.

You ought to see what they have over in Okinawa. The skeeters over there line up at the top of your blanket and pull it off of you to get at you. If you stomp on the cockroaches over there, they just look up at you like "WHAT!?!?"

My trouble always was that I didn't flip their switches.

So what's your point?

I'll bet some of us are using you as a bad example NOW.

Shot Expert every time. My worst was Boot Camp with a 228.

RIFLE RANGE! I found out over the years that I shot better when I went out and got drunk the night before Qualification Day. Muscles were more relaxed.

That why it's called "Hip Hop"?

One time use.

Inner city witches marking their territory?

I knew a couple senior Staff NCOs that had cups so coffee stained the all they need to do was add hot water to have coffee.

The trigger guard looks right, and you can just see what looks like the cocking handle on it. That square thing is the buckle on the strap of the ill fitting holster she has it in. What I wonder is where is the Bolt Action handle on it.

Idiot convention.

Sheila Jackson Lee asked NASA if the Mars Rover could go to where the Apollo astronauts walked. I think we have a winner.

I thought a balanced diet meant a beer in each hand.