Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770

Good looking in part because she has no tattoos or piercings. I know that I'm an Old Curmudgeon, but I HIGHLY dislike tattoos on women, and most of them on men. Tattoos on an otherwise attractive woman will make me look away. Same with piercings anywhere except the ears, and there too if there more than one or two.

Here's a fun one: About 20 years ago, the state of Arizona added a tax to cigarettes to pay for a "Stop smoking PSA" program. It was so successful that they couldn't make enough on the tax to keep the program going.

If you see this type of violence, call the Food Abuse Hotline at 1-800-OIC-U812.

Thank You!

They probably just need to recalibrate the hemulator in the framastat.

Some people do need Otto.

I don't think that's Boot Camp. Their trousers are bloused. They don't, (didn't anyway), blouse their trousers until they graduate.

The way I heard it was Big Daddy, Junior and the Spook. But that was the 70s.

If we did, there wouldn't be a Navy.

I've always wondered about the first guy to think "I'm gonna eat the thing that comes out of that chicken's butt."

And wanting to "ax" you something.

No wonder my knees hurt.

Not to mention knees and elbows.

At least you don't have to walk back. And the Lt. isn't likely to get lost.

Like in some parts of Texas.

And in some parts of Texas.

Don't be ridiculous, that's why the red light is always on top and the green light on the bottom.

He's actually better than the Disney princess of today. At least he's not escorting little girls into the Bippity Boppity Boutique.

Might as well go with the one with a REAL illegal alien.

Because that would mean dealing with the problem. And remember, the Left hates the Police anyway.

My wife carries a shovel in hers.

Meaty Beaty Big and Bouncy was a much better album.