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Everything posted by Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770
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Why I can’t have nice things
Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 replied to Utah Bob #35998's topic in SASS Wire Saloon
What did you do to cause her to scream THAT loud? -
Starting Gen B
Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 replied to Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984's topic in SASS Wire Saloon
Didn't you serve with Christ when He was a Corporal? -
Starting Gen B
Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 replied to Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984's topic in SASS Wire Saloon
Well that's CERTAINLY not Forty! -
Shoveling Snow S##KS!
Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 replied to TN Mongo, SASS #61450's topic in SASS Wire Saloon
I don't think that you can much free-er. Open carry OR concealed carry with no permit, though a Shall Issue permit is available. Most cops, (that aren't new from somewhere else) don't have a problem with it. If you have a lifted vehicle, nobody cares. No helmet laws, (even though it IS a good idea). What ELSE are you looking for? -
Shoveling Snow S##KS!
Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 replied to TN Mongo, SASS #61450's topic in SASS Wire Saloon
Because then you're not dependent on THEM to dig you out. Those types do NOT want you to be able to do for yourself. They want to take all your money, spend most of it on people who didn't earn it, give you a little of it back, THEN tell you how you should spend it. -
Shoveling Snow S##KS!
Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 replied to TN Mongo, SASS #61450's topic in SASS Wire Saloon
I've experienced 4"-5" snow ZERO times in Tucson. A COUPLE times we had about an inch or so, but it left almost as fast as it showed up. -
Starting Gen B
Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 replied to Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984's topic in SASS Wire Saloon
Of course not. The Greatest Generation came before us Boomers. -
My rifle, my pony and me.
Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 replied to Warden Callaway's topic in SASS Wire Saloon
It was just on two nights ago. And yes, we watched it again. -
It's Almost Friday Humor Thread
Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 replied to Subdeacon Joe's topic in SASS Wire Saloon
The pilot probably evacuated his bowels, but I'd bet that the other was just mistranslated from Russian. -
Shoveling Snow S##KS!
Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 replied to TN Mongo, SASS #61450's topic in SASS Wire Saloon
You will. -
Funny Photos - add some.
Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 replied to Pat Riot's topic in SASS Wire Saloon
No. Rule 10 used to be "Never get personally involved in a case", but Gibbs tore that one up after he realized that an investigator does a better job when they DO get personally involved. -
Funny Photos - add some.
Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 replied to Pat Riot's topic in SASS Wire Saloon
That's why Rule 9 exists. -
A Head Scratcher——Update
Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 replied to Yul Lose's topic in SASS Wire Saloon
Maybe you need a Spike prevention adapter or strip. -
I wonder how many homeless have cell phones
Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 replied to Alpo's topic in SASS Wire Saloon
They ALL have phones. Remember the Obamaphone program? It's still in effect. I frequently see popup tents touting "FREE PHONE!" across the street from Parks where the bums hang out. As for charging? No problem. The City Parks have electrical service in them, ostensibly so that when a family comes to use the facility, (which they don't BECAUSE of all the bums hanging out there), they can plug in a radio or some such. The bums charge their phones THERE. -
One of my favorite Waffle House experiences was back in 2018, on my first road trip back to Ohio. I stopped for breakfast in Tulsa on the way home. The waitress was a slightly older woman for a waitress, (50ish), and had been on duty all night, so when she stopped to take my order, she just sat across from me in the booth while she did so. As I ordered, she commented on my selections, either agreeing with them, or telling me what she would have instead. It took several minutes to place what would normally be a 30 second order. And we had a nice conversation. Just remembered another Waffle House from the same trip. Supper in St. Louis Mo. The place wasn't busy, it was about 8:30 at night, only two employes working, a couple nice black girls. There was only maybe two other customers in the place, so they weren't busy. They were conversing loudly, just having a good time at work, (I know, against policy most places), talking about what they do off duty. One was telling about the clubs she went to, and told the other about picking up guys. She said one of her favorites was to go up to a guy and accuse him of owing her mother back child support! I was laughing too hard to hear whether it worked or not.
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My rifle, my pony and me.
Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 replied to Warden Callaway's topic in SASS Wire Saloon
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I'm starting to get p***ed off at the whole bunch of ya. Some of ya seem to have diarrhea of the fingers.
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Whisperin' Bill Anderson's Waffle House Christmas from a while back:
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My rifle, my pony and me.
Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 replied to Warden Callaway's topic in SASS Wire Saloon
That song they sang right after. -
My rifle, my pony and me.
Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 replied to Warden Callaway's topic in SASS Wire Saloon
The song "My Rifle, My Pony, and Me" was fine, but that thing they did after that did NOT fit the movie. -
Forty, they're ALL crazy except for you and me, and sometimes I wonder about you.
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One of Murphy's Laws of Combat: Tracers work both ways.