Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770

Yeah, at least let him have a paper plate.

Not quite. He should have his stuff stacked on top of a few milk crates, a cable spool to eat off of, and a mini fridge in the corner.

Probably because there wasn't a story with a question in it.

How about when Urkle told Laura that he got a BMW:

Cheech and Chong had this one on their first album in the early '70s.

But would it still be upside down?

My Dad was not as handy around the house as he might have been. Most of the light switches said NO and FFO on them.

I should have been dead ten years ago!

The kid bought it, so, yeah.

Back in the '80s, I was living off base with some friends. The Christopher Reeve movie "Somewhere in Time" was on TV. That's the one where he sends himself back in time to meet a girl. There was a scene where was getting beaten up by a gang of thugs. My friends' 6 year old son asked, "Why doesn't he just turn into Superman?" My friends looked at each other as though to say, "How do we explain this to him?" I chimed in with, "He was exposed to Kryptonite and lost his powers."

Yeah. Sure you were.😏

Him and his sister were at my gym today camping on some equipment.

Money can't buy happiness, but it can RENT it.

Only if they'd been there since last night and finally ran out of money.

Sign I have on my front door:

The HECK I WILL. I'd sleep in a Walmart parking lot in the back seat of my truck first.

Some years ago, at my friend Tex's work they were have a Health Day, and everybody was getting a cholesterol test. A guy that worked with him told the person drawing blood that Tex's blood would come out more like gravy than anything else.

These people don't hate them, they just consider them props in their life. When's the last time you heard anything about Rihanna? I can't remember when. But now she has instant publicity! Remember a few years back when all those "stars" were adopting children from third world countries? They were just props for publicity too. It was little more than a fashion trend for them. I'd bet a dollar to a doughnut that most of them spend next to no time with these kids, they have nannies for that. I kind of feel sorry for those kids, even though they still have it better than they might otherwise have had it.

Get help.

Nope, a cow.

Follow up follow up question... why should WE?

Still funny.

If you don't know, the rest of us certainly don't!