Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770

Don't worry, Alpo's got your back.

Well you certainly can't expect her to pay her OWN way!

As opposed to the Navy proper where everything is half mast.

He should be rewarded. And maybe given a shirt to wear.

Blame Pat Riot. He started it.

Again, the Men's Department.

And it's a "picher". In Georgia, a traffic light is a "red light".

And failing that, expect a handout.

It doesn't matter. Blame it on America and tax American's, (only the ones that work), accordingly.

11. Iced tea is appropriate for all meals and you start drinking it when you're two. We do like a little tea with our sugar. It is referred to as the Wine of the South. Also known as Sweetea, all one word.

And now, the rest of the story...

While expecting somebody else to pay for it.

Good looking in part because she has no tattoos or piercings. I know that I'm an Old Curmudgeon, but I HIGHLY dislike tattoos on women, and most of them on men. Tattoos on an otherwise attractive woman will make me look away. Same with piercings anywhere except the ears, and there too if there more than one or two.

Here's a fun one: About 20 years ago, the state of Arizona added a tax to cigarettes to pay for a "Stop smoking PSA" program. It was so successful that they couldn't make enough on the tax to keep the program going.

If you see this type of violence, call the Food Abuse Hotline at 1-800-OIC-U812.

Thank You!

They probably just need to recalibrate the hemulator in the framastat.

Some people do need Otto.

I don't think that's Boot Camp. Their trousers are bloused. They don't, (didn't anyway), blouse their trousers until they graduate.

The way I heard it was Big Daddy, Junior and the Spook. But that was the 70s.

I always figured that they told us that because they knew that the best times were to be had there and they didn't want us to run into the Officers acting like US.

If we did, there wouldn't be a Navy.

I've always wondered about the first guy to think "I'm gonna eat the thing that comes out of that chicken's butt."