Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770

Too old for a picture, but when I was a kid back in Columbus Ohio, there was a bright red box truck we'd see with "Caution Explosives" signs on it. It supplied popcorn to movie theaters.

YUCK!!! Well I certainly wouldn't want LIVE ones.

If you don't like it, take it back.

Many years ago, my ex-sister, her husband, and her daughter had family portraits made. Her husband was a HUGE fat guy, had to be 400 lbs if he was an ounce, and a jackass for every bit of it. They, of course, presented my parents with a 9X12 copy of it and expected them to display it. They put it on a side table in the Living Room. My Mom hated this guy so badly, that she took a dish towel and draped it over his part of the picture.

All my relatives are back in Ohio, 1800 miles away, and I haven't spoken to any of them since 2008. No bad blood, except for my ex-sister, just no contact. As for Black Friday, it was GREAT. There was almost NOBODY at the gym.

There's always "Family Ties". Columbus Ohio.

Not a meme, but I just noticed that this thread was started 6 years ago TODAY, and just hit 1000 pages.

I think I get behind her every time I'm at Walmart.

One time when I was on Guard Duty at Camp Pendelton we had a Training Call Out at about 8:00 at night. Where I wound up, I could see a drive in movie screen. I got to watch about the last 15 minutes of "The Car".

When I was a kid in Elementary School, I always thought that it was so wrong that we had class projects to make Mother's Day gifts, but never did anything for Father's Day since we were out for the Summer by then.

I don't know, we didn't see him slap it and say "THAT'S not going anywhere!"

Coffee cup I got my wife...

Yeah, at least let him have a paper plate.

Not quite. He should have his stuff stacked on top of a few milk crates, a cable spool to eat off of, and a mini fridge in the corner.

Probably because there wasn't a story with a question in it.

How about when Urkle told Laura that he got a BMW:

I think that the difference is twofold: (1) An AR is so much bigger than a Glock that it's harder to shove down one's pants, and (2) Nobody's doing it to ARs. Yet.

Cheech and Chong had this one on their first album in the early '70s.

I completely agree, guys. I don't hate Glocks, I know that they're good guns, I just don't like them. It is fun, though, to troll the Glockaholics about 1911s sometimes. And unless someone had a Lorcin, Davis, an RG, or something of THAT ilk, I'll never tell them that their gun is junk.

Nope. Derek.

I'm certainly not offended by the idea, I just don't want one. They don't fit my hand and I hate the trigger. That being said, if a SHTF situation came up and that's all I had I'd certainly use it. My best friend is a retired Tucson Cop. He still has his issue Glock. Every time we go shooting he offers to let me shoot it, knowing that I don't like them. I always politely refuse because I just don't like them.

But would it still be upside down?

I would. It'd make good trade stock.

My Dad was not as handy around the house as he might have been. Most of the light switches said NO and FFO on them.

I should have been dead ten years ago!