Smuteye John SASS#24774
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Meanwhile, somewhere in Australia.....
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2 hours ago, Buckshot Bear said:
We have similar signs- except it's in miles or feet- that means the same thing.
I do love getting stuck behind the goobers that drive 15mph under through the curves or up a hill but do 10 over in the passing zones on the straightaways.
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1 hour ago, Buckshot Bear said:
We call these Cocktail Frankfurts -
Depends on how big they are and how spicy.
Could be red hots or hot links. (Hmmmm, hot links with a little mustard and, maybe, some sauerkraut on a fresh bun.)
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7 hours ago, Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 said:
Been there. Done that.
Need the t-shirt.
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11 minutes ago, Texas Joker said:
Just bait?
Uhhhh, NO.
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And my all time favorite Christmas shirt.
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I'm not gonna make fun of you for fried pineapple.
I'm from Alabama- we can, have and will fry anything. And I love pineapple- as long as it's not on a pizza.
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2 minutes ago, Buckshot Bear said:
This is just newly out....they have already mixed the vegemite and Bega cheese !!!!!!
Just now, Buckshot Bear said:A can of this Brazos guarantees lightable gas
Doesn't that violate some of the Non Proliferation treaties for weapons of mass destruction?
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3 minutes ago, Buckshot Bear said:
Never had it with the shoestring style cut but just sliced thin and fried is a definite yes.
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1 minute ago, Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001 said:
well it be confirmed , y'all have been up side down , for way too long
so long in fact , you have gone NUTS
CB
The Vegemite didn't help none either.
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1 hour ago, Buckshot Bear said:
You left out "Les".
As in hopeless, mindless, brainless, useless, ....
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13 hours ago, Smuteye John SASS#24774 said:
Katie the Cow, Columbus, GA.
Katie the Cow started out in front of a local company called Kinnett Dairies (KD, hence the name). They bottled milk, made ice cream, etc... when she was put up 55-60 years ago, it was out past the edge of town on GA Highway 85 and was a landmark showing that you were almost in Columbus.
Fast forward a few decades and Kinnett Dairies is in the middle of town and right beside the then new mall and the local airport right at an interstate exit. Kinnett went out of business, the building was torn down and retail spaces built but the plan to do away with the cow was met with local resistance, so Katie stayed where she was in the new Best Buy's parking lot- to the confusion of countless visitors to the town.
For a while, she was joined by a mysterious calf statue that was about 6 feet tall which just appeared on night. When it was stolen a few years later, the rumors of lynch mobs and vigilence committees made the calf reappear behind the dumpster at a McDonalds in short order.
Recently, retail has moved further out and there's been vandalism on Katie, so she was moved downtown.
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6 minutes ago, Rip Snorter said:
The gents were Sikh using a Martial art called Gatka. He is lucky it wasn't a sword.
Then there's a reason that they are doing a mental evaluation on the would be thief!
Sikhs are all about helping people but they are also very high on the 'Do Not Screw With' list.
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11 hours ago, Buckshot Bear said:
Just imagine Rip the absolutely instant curb on unsociable behaviour such as public vandalism.
Two nice gentlemen that run a convenience store in Stockton, California recently put the smackdown on a serial thief that threatened one of them- with what appeared to be a kendo stick or something similar in size and length. Goober was trying to fill a garbage can with cigarettes and threatened to shoot one of the men, so the nice gentleman kept wailing on him with the stick until he fully understood the error of that decision.
Based on the customer shot video, I think the nice gentleman with the stick has a side hustle splitting firewood by hand- based on how much of his whole body he was putting into those over head blows.
It's one of those situations where you get the urge to volunteer for the jury.
https://www.kcra.com/article/stockton-7-eleven-attempted-robbery-ends-beatdown/44730593
Gotta feeling the theft at that 7-11 dropped dramatically after the video was released.
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Katie the Cow, Columbus, GA.
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33 minutes ago, Buckshot Bear said:
The back porch at my Dad's house has a faint set of dog tracks leading to the back door in the concrete. They are so faint that the porch has to be wet for them to be noticeable.
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7 hours ago, Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 said:
That one could've been taken down the road.
Except the grass is fresh cut- and there'd be a number 10 can half full of sand and cigarette butts near one of the front legs of the chair. And she doesn't have a can of Coors Lite in her off hand.
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On 9/24/2023 at 3:19 AM, Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 said:
Now there's a reason to learn a foreign language!
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10 hours ago, Texas Joker said:
Dude: it's a smoke and a coke. A visual joke on a language alliteration not a statement on economical marketing.
Dude, I realize that already.
But...
The Aussies bring up their national passion for beer drinking about every 3rd page and, based on my experience with the Australians I've met, it's completely accurate.
Then, there's the stories my Dad brought back from Viet Nam of the Aussie logistics outfit that was adjacent to his company's area and their hard drinking and hard fighting ways.
First, there was something about them digging mortar pits as soon as they arrived and their staying up all night taking fire missions. He's told me a thousand times that, 'You couldn't walk near the mortar pits for the empty beer cans and empty boxes for the mortar shells.'
The Aussies impressed him as much as the RoK troops.
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2 hours ago, Major Crimes said:
Benson & Hedges Smooth Dark Blue 20s
$48.99So nearly $50 for 20 cigarettes ($2.50 each- that's about $1.60USD).and a can of CokeCoca Cola375mL 24pk$2.49 eachSo, about the same as a cigarette?So, the pic wasn't too far off
Yeah, but wouldn't combining cigarette singles with, maybe, beer singles sell better?
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54 minutes ago, Rip Snorter said:
I'd have sure been building a roaring fire in the fireplace!
Or burned the house down. (insert shudder here)
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10 hours ago, Buckshot Bear said:
There's a handy mnemonic for occasions like that.
"When in doubt, buckshot will work it out."
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The Aussie Humour Thread
in SASS Wire Saloon
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The ones that bug me the most are the folks that slow down when there's on coming traffic, too.
Got stuck behind a guy once that dropped 10mph every time he had to go by another vehicle. Didn't matter if it was on coming and moving or parked near the road. There was a dozen cars stuck behind him in under 5 miles- and I got to be the first one behind him.
Then, he had to drive between a parked car and a moving one.