Smuteye John SASS#24774
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36 minutes ago, Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001 said:
OTTO , needs to die
I can misspell enough , without help
CB
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37 minutes ago, Alpo said:
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For the record, I ain't scared of croci-gaters and such.
I am, however, very respectful of animals that have shown a propensity to try to eat humans.
My ancestors didn't claw their way to the top of the food chain over 10's of thousands of years just so I could be an idiot and get eaten.
Hence, my stance that there's no such thing as overkill when dealing with carnivores the size of automobiles and a habit of eating humans.
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15 minutes ago, Smuteye John SASS#24774 said:
Looks like it's time to fire the hedgehog off the aft quarter to me. Then, take a hard right and start rolling depth charges.
Might wanna warm up Ol' Painless on the rear deck, too, come to think of it.
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13 minutes ago, Buckshot Bear said:
Speed of a croc
Looks like it's time to fire the hedgehog off the aft quarter to me. Then, take a hard right and start rolling depth charges.
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On 4/28/2023 at 5:32 PM, Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001 said:
If there were Cajins or river rats there , it could end up in a pot
And it would taste good
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13 hours ago, Buckshot Bear said:
It does appear to be a, "Yes, Ma'am," sort of moment, don't it?
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Never mind.
Found it!
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3 hours ago, Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 said:
EMERGENCY !!!
A 10mm socket is mighty important.
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On 4/7/2023 at 6:29 PM, Buckshot Bear said:
Coons do the same thing to dogs.
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On 4/2/2023 at 11:05 PM, Abilene Slim SASS 81783 said:
Sounds like a typical August day in Kansas!
Or the Deep South.
Anybody that's ever been stationed at bases Benning or Polk during the summer can vouch for that.
Flint Westwood once told me that the hottest 2 places he'd ever been was Viet Nam and Ft Benning during the summer.
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On 3/24/2023 at 6:20 PM, Buckshot Bear said:
In these parts, it's possums and armadillos.
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7 hours ago, Buckshot Bear said:
Hobbyco Sydney 1956
Pretty sure that's a Diana Mod 1
Looks like an MP40 at its '8 o'clock, too.
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8 hours ago, Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 said:
........... I have nothing to say ........
Somebody call a doctor!
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5 hours ago, Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001 said:
@ WJ and BB
they ain't enough white dog , in the stash house , to get that stuff down
the pic of the dude with the tripple pac , shows then those down ubder , have to wash the NASTY taste out
CB
Bill,
Allow me to let you in on a secret.
Aussies really don't like Vegemite.
They heard it was a beer byproduct, locked in on the beer part and are too stubborn to admit that it's actually nasty and they were wrong.
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12 hours ago, Alpo said:
I'm just imagining the size of the bass that would hit that worm.
I was thinking crappie and catfish, myself.
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58 minutes ago, Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 said:
....... trust me, ...... they WANT to kill you .........
That's a given since they are Australian wildlife.
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On 1/29/2023 at 9:11 PM, Texas Joker said:
But how do they taste?
Not as gamey as Spotted Owl and less stringy than Condor.
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On 1/19/2023 at 5:08 PM, Buckshot Bear said:
The two guys on the right could have fit in well in the American West from what they are wearing- and those mustaches.
Throw a belt on the middle one (especially) holding a Colt in a slim jim and a cap pouch and he could pass for a town cop in the late 1860's or early 70's anywhere on the frontier.
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16 hours ago, Sedalia Dave said:
They put those in Cracker Jack boxes here in the states.
Amongst other potential prizes.
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On 12/18/2022 at 8:21 PM, Crooked River Pete, SASS 43485 said:
That's the 'Bless Your Heart' light.
The exact meaning varies depending on circumstances.
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14 hours ago, Loophole LaRue, SASS #51438 said:
It was kind of Mother Nature to paint the target area red.....
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I think he's referring to the mnemonic associated with telling the difference between the Eastern Red Coral Snake and a species of King Snake.
"Red on yellow will kill a fellow. Red on black, the venom lack." is the way I was taught it.
Coral snakes are extremely poisonous while King Snakes are nonpoisonous and kill other snakes.
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On 8/6/2022 at 1:20 AM, Buckshot Bear said:
Is Pecks Paste a 'thing' in the US?
Deviled Ham comes in a can here.
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3 hours ago, Buckshot Bear said:
Aussie Rules Football oval in Victoria.....imagine finding your car after the match1
There are numerous college football stadiums in the US that have an official capacity of over 90,000 and 8 that are over 100,000 (4 of which are currently in the SEC with a 5th scheduled to join in a couple of years).
Quite a few colleges with such stadiums are in small towns that see their population double or triple on the day a home game is played. Auburn University has a stadium that seats over 90K- the population of the entire town is just over 80,000- for example. It would have topped 100K except the Powers That Be decided to put luxury boxes up instead of seats in the last end zone expansion.
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