Smuteye John SASS#24774

For the record, I ain't scared of croci-gaters and such. I am, however, very respectful of animals that have shown a propensity to try to eat humans. My ancestors didn't claw their way to the top of the food chain over 10's of thousands of years just so I could be an idiot and get eaten. Hence, my stance that there's no such thing as overkill when dealing with carnivores the size of automobiles and a habit of eating humans.

Might wanna warm up Ol' Painless on the rear deck, too, come to think of it.

Looks like it's time to fire the hedgehog off the aft quarter to me. Then, take a hard right and start rolling depth charges.

And it would taste good

It does appear to be a, "Yes, Ma'am," sort of moment, don't it?

Never mind. Found it!

A 10mm socket is mighty important.

Coons do the same thing to dogs.

Or the Deep South. Anybody that's ever been stationed at bases Benning or Polk during the summer can vouch for that. Flint Westwood once told me that the hottest 2 places he'd ever been was Viet Nam and Ft Benning during the summer.

In these parts, it's possums and armadillos.

Looks like an MP40 at its '8 o'clock, too.

Somebody call a doctor!

Bill, Allow me to let you in on a secret. Aussies really don't like Vegemite. They heard it was a beer byproduct, locked in on the beer part and are too stubborn to admit that it's actually nasty and they were wrong.

I was thinking crappie and catfish, myself.

That's a given since they are Australian wildlife.

Not as gamey as Spotted Owl and less stringy than Condor.

The two guys on the right could have fit in well in the American West from what they are wearing- and those mustaches. Throw a belt on the middle one (especially) holding a Colt in a slim jim and a cap pouch and he could pass for a town cop in the late 1860's or early 70's anywhere on the frontier.

Amongst other potential prizes.

That's the 'Bless Your Heart' light. The exact meaning varies depending on circumstances.

I think he's referring to the mnemonic associated with telling the difference between the Eastern Red Coral Snake and a species of King Snake. "Red on yellow will kill a fellow. Red on black, the venom lack." is the way I was taught it. Coral snakes are extremely poisonous while King Snakes are nonpoisonous and kill other snakes.