Brazos John
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7 minutes ago, Alpo said:
If you saved them, you are REALLY old!
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5 hours ago, Cheyenne Ranger, 48747L said:
Like Muzzleloading?
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3 hours ago, Crooked River Pete, SASS 43485 said:
I love this!
There was another meme with dogs driving through town, and the passenger dog says to the driver dog, "Hurry, the light is turning grey!"
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Just now, Alpo said:
"We do not eat bugs".
I DO!!!
Grilled, fried, boiled, scampied, stuffed, creole, and all the other Cajun ways, yes, I eat bugs.
But, just to clear the water, Mud Bugs are crawfish. I eat them, too!
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4 minutes ago, Alpo said:
And then she was stunned when he started peeling the shells off.
We're 76 miles from Galveston, straight down I-45 until you get to the Gulf.
We eat more than our share of shrimp, and I find this and the tamale story almost unbelievable!
I bet she's a hoot during crawfish season!
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Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh...................................
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2 hours ago, John Kloehr said:
I was in Dallas in 2011. It was not funny.
Yeah, and there was a drought, too.
In The Woodlands, just north of Houston, I had $400 water bills from watering my trees all summer.
The green belt behind me didn't water the tall pine trees, and dozens were lost just behind my yard, along with thousands throughout The Woodlands, and tens-of-thousands in Houston.
The excavated soil on my street project turned into talcum powder and got into everything - especially my car.
I never did get it clean...
And June is close to breaking records in Texas again this year.
Can't wait for August!
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12 hours ago, Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 said:
Early hunting tales.
Man has told "Fishing Stories" ever since.
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37 minutes ago, Subdeacon Joe said:
Not lazy. Just don't want to read a former girlfriend's phone number.
According to the internet, she's in Oklahoma.
You don't want to rile a woman from OK!
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17 minutes ago, Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 said:
Unless you're ADHD, OCD, or one of the other pleasures of modern life.
You read it, memorized it, and saved it to a file.
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5 hours ago, LawMan Mark, SASS #57095L said:
And possible Loss of Rhythm, as in, not clapping in time with the others.
But, her beer is still full.
Check back after she drinks her rhythm-juice!
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2 hours ago, Sedalia Dave said:
The rest of the series
I'm gonna need some new holsters!
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4 hours ago, Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 said:
My DREAM CAR!!!!!!
Especially with those colors, from when Gulf Oil sponsored them.
IDIOT!!!!!!
Sorry......
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16 minutes ago, Cypress Sun said:
What's worse is that it probably identifies as a 1911.
In .32 acp!
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9 hours ago, Subdeacon Joe said:
I'm SO glad I moved to Texas in '71.
Blue jeans are the official pants, and boots are the true "manly footwear".
I wear jeans for so long that they get all frayed and torn, which makes them fashionable again!
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33 minutes ago, Subdeacon Joe said:
Just go ahead, and then blame it on a dog.
I wouldn't, but it's good to have alternative solutions...
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Just now, LawMan Mark, SASS #57095L said:
It works as well as telling a woman to Calm Down!
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5 hours ago, Cheyenne Ranger, 48747L said:
This post started in Oregon, it was posted here by a Texan, and my Mom did this for me in Pennsylvania in the 60's!
It stops it from hurting, and it absolutely works!
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1 hour ago, Buckshot Bear said:
This is how we butter them and you can have them with just butter but most people use honey, jam or vegemite and the below packet is how they are bought.
I would eat them!
Butter and strawberry jelly, for me!
I don't think I could find vegemite in Texas (at least I hope not!).
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1 hour ago, Alpo said:
Je parle Francaise, mais je ne parle Creole!
But they sure do cook bon!
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3 hours ago, Alpo said:
Well, you see, Doc, in my dream, I was little, and I went fishing. I didn't want to go, but I had to. I did everything they said to do, and I caught a fish. Then, it started chasing me. I couldn't get away from it. I ran around and around in circles, and it kept chasing me. I dropped the pole, and just barely got away. Is that why I do the things I do?
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1 hour ago, Bad Bascomb, SASS # 47,494 said:
Wow!
Sometimes the simplest point gets overlooked!
I have no issue with folks wearing costumes.
After all, I do historical reenacting, because I enjoy teaching people, including kids, about our history, including the historical use of guns.
I wonder if I could get equal time at a library to show off my black powder, historical, rifles and pistols?
I promise to dress historically and anatomically correctly!
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2 hours ago, Alpo said:
Spock songs I SAID SINGS, DOD GAMMIT otto!!!
And they said that the folks on SNL were high!
These writers were really feeling fine!
Reminds me of Laugh-In and Goldie Hawn!
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14 hours ago, Subdeacon Joe said:
From the internet:
First heard in the original Die Hard in 1988, “Yippee-ki-yay, motherflicker,” is one of the many one-liners that have graced the action film, a body of work not known for its strong verbal tradition.
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We need a sticky cartoon thread
in SASS Wire Saloon
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Cute, but that's not in Texas!
102 degrees just means you need less charcoal for the fire!