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I thought that was why you replaced your winter air with summer air.
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I’m right there with you. One of mine as well
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Four? I think I tolerate maybe three. I consider you heroically well adjusted.
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Exactly! Doing stupid things like talking back would naturally kill you!
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I fail to see the difference.
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Other times, it could have been…
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Criminy Joe, that one shoulda come with a warning! Now I need brain bleach for the image and to clean my computer monitor from the caption. I might have nightmares.
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I’ll say. He didn’t crash.
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Beat me to it!
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The funny-or maybe not so funny-thing is, after having gone through several “IED Petting Zoos” in training, my first response was “What’s so funny?”
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Contrary to rumor, I was not manning the radio.
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D. INCONSISTENCY
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Therein lies the problem with Chevy owners. They don't recognize a Chevy when they see one. HINT: That ain't no Ford taillight.
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I will never look at my life the same way again. My restraint all these years has been nearly heroic.
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Must... Fight... Urge.... To be... Pedantic
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And another joke dies a painful, pedantic death.
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I don't recall if it's been posted here before (it probably has at this point. I wonder what number it is?), But that reminds me of the one about the guy broken down in the minivan. A guy pulls up next to him in a Ferrari to see if he needs any help, and after the two of them look it over, realize he needs a tow into the nearest town, some miles away. The Ferrari owner says "I happen to have a tow strap, and I think my V-12 is more than capable of pulling your minivan. Just honk if I go too fast." With that, they hook up, and the Ferrari slowly starts easing down the road. As luck would have it, a McLaren pulls up beside the Ferrari, revs, and takes off, pulling away rapidly from the Ferrari. Forgetting all about the minivan behind him, the Ferrari downshifts, and in short order is gaining on the other supercar. About the time he pulls even with the McLaren, doing an honest 170mph, the two pass a deputy sheriff running radar. The deputy, knowing he will never catch them calls in to dispatch. He tells dispatch they're never going to believe what he just saw. When the dispatcher asks what, he replies "A Ferrari and a McLaren racing, I clocked them at over 170 mph!" Upon hearing this, his Sergeant cuts in and says, "That's not so hard to believe!" The deputy replies, "Yeah, but there was a minivan on their tail, honking his horn like crazy, wanting to pass!"
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I'll just say that when I asked Mrs. Doc to marry me, I knew that if I ever came to a point where Iaid down the ultimatum "it's either me or the horses," I'd have my bags packed and ready to go.
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I always think of the “Empty Arms Hotel”
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If it's burning oil, it still has oil too!
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I only laugh because I know the feeling well.