DocWard

Just remember the old saying. "He who laughs last, thinks slowest."

Mrs. Doc reports our newest, Coraline, will get on her back while she is doing planks.

Nah, I don't do Monster. Gimme a Rip It or coffee.

That part of the joke is based upon how he pronounced "Carl" in the series.

Can’t be. No tears in his eyes from the missed opportunity.

I see lots of tires

Everything you need to know about the different branches of the military can be summed up by how they respond to one command. "Secure that building!" The Marines will send a squad in, kicking in the door, performing standard clearing procedures and "neutralizing" anyone inside. The Army will start throwing up concertina wire around it, digging fighting positions, preparing range cards, get their crew served weapons in optimum placement and have their forward observers coordinate with Divarty to mark high speed avenues of approach. The Navy will make sure all of the lights are turned off and the doors are locked. The Air Force will take out a twenty year lease with an option to buy.

I'm just going to say Mrs. Doc is a '66 model, if you will... She looks far younger than her.

I didn't need either to tell me that. I just married one instead.

Nope. Nowhere near that long.

Nor how much it meant to have someone make one for you

He who laughs last, thinks slowest…

That is possibly the most terrifyingly funny thing I have ever seen