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DocWard

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  1. No, no, no. He’s got his booger-hook on the bang switch!
  2. That last part is the LAST thing I would tell Mrs. Doc, because it just might be the last THING I tell Mrs. Doc.
  3. I would have liked to have seen him tell my Drill Sergeant that from Basic Training. First, I would have brought popcorn. Besides, I had never imagined such colorful and creative combinations of swear words as that man was able to bring together to flow so angrily yet eloquently. I've spent my adult life trying to emulate him.
  4. I need to remember this! I usually use my old First Sergeant's line that there are no stupid questions, only stupid people asking questions.
  5. You're right, I believe it should be dihydrogen peroxide uranium, but it's still funny. Edited.
  6. I’d be like Hans Gruber at the end of Die Hard
  7. While the screen writer says she died from HIV/AIDS, the original author says otherwise. In the book’s sequel, it states she contracted Hepatitis C, which was also unknown during that time period. That also further explains how her child and Forrest remain HIV free.
  8. Since mine are in my garage, if any of those things happen, I have much bigger problems.
  9. So, they're not adopted tusken raider children?
  10. Egad. I'm not the neighbor and it bugs me!
  11. I thought that was why you replaced your winter air with summer air.
  12. The HU aren't really Death Metal. They are sometimes called "Mongolian Folk Metal," or "Mongolian Throat Metal," but they are intense and from a metal head's perspective, cool to listen to, even if I don't understand a word they are saying. The dogs strike me more as Swedish Death Metal, which is definitely a thing.
  13. I’m right there with you. One of mine as well
  14. Four? I think I tolerate maybe three. I consider you heroically well adjusted.
  15. Exactly! Doing stupid things like talking back would naturally kill you!
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