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  1. Indoor CAS at Niles, Ohio! Saturday March 9, 2024 Howdy! Come join the paper punchin’ posse of pistoleers and sharpshooters known as the Lake Park Raiders over at the Western Reserve Fish and Gamer Association in Niles, Ohio! Tons of fun, merriment, and jollification at last year’s prices! Coffee and donuts! Five fun-filled stages featuring Old West excitement and action! Bring your healthy imagination and a sense of humor! It’s mandatory! Doors open at 9:00 am or before and the lead goes down range at 10:00 am after the Pledge of Allegiance and a brief safety meeting. Visitors and spectators are always welcome, but you must have adequate safety glasses or shooting glasses and adequate hearing protection – muffs or ear plugs. Bring all the cowboy guns: 2 six-shooters, a lever gun or long gun, and a side-by-side shotgun. Leave the shotgun ammo at home! 12 gauge and 20-gauge shotgun ammo will be provided by the club. If you would like to use .22 caliber ammo; it would be all right. The match is on Saturday March 9, 2024. Come join the posse and have some Saturday morning fun! We hope to see you there! All the best, Slow Mo Dern and the Lake Park raiders
  2. If you want to shoot yer BB guns; it would be all right... we have a ribbon for that...
  3. Congratulations to all the Ohio winners and contestants! Thank you for keeping us all updated! Big thanks to Prairie Dawg too, for giving us the update. Mo
  4. Hey Johnny Rails! Since you, Rye Miles, and Seamus weren't there, I almost came in sixth place!
  5. Indoor Cowboy Action in Niles, Ohio! Thursday February 29, 2024. Thank you. Howdy Friends, Thank you for coming out to the Western Reserve Fish and Game Association in Niles, Ohio to join the Lake Park Raiders in another adventuresome cowboy action match. A good time was had by all! Willie Goodnews was today’s big winner - first place fair and square! Congratulations, Willie! Second place went to Goose and Yippy YiYo Ki Yay came in third. Congratulations to all our winners and contestants! Heartless Hannah was our Top Lady Shooter. I owe her a ribbon. Big thanks to Barb for making all the chocolate chip cookies! Our next match is on Saturday March 9, 2024. We hope to see you there! All the best, Slow Mo Dern and the Lake Park Raiders Ps: Thank you for your support!
  6. Howdy, Today, I melted an ice cube with my mind just by staring at it. It took a lot longer than I thought it would...
  7. Indoor CAS in Niles, Ohio! Thursday February 29, 2024. Howdy friends, neighbors, ladies, and gents! Join the Lake Park Raiders for their indoor Thursday Work Shirker Open Class CAS match on Thursday February 29, 2024. Five fun-filled stages of merriment and jollification! Sign-up and registration is at 9:00 am. Doors open earlier. Coffee and donuts in the morning! Tons of fun at last year’s prices! Tons of warmth and dry weather inside the building! Match starts at 10:00 am after the Pledge of Allegiance and a brief safety meeting! Leave the gun cart home unless you need it for something special! Bring all the cowboy guns: 2 six-guns, lever gun, and a side-by-side shotgun! Leave the shotgun ammunition home too; shot shells will be provided by the club! If you want to shoot .22 caliber; it would be all right! No jacketed .22 rounds allowed. They now sell jacketed .22 rounds. No kidding. That’s Thursday February 29, 2024. A good time might be had by all! Visitors and spectators are always welcome! Shooting glasses or safety glasses are required as well as adequate hearing protection! “Safety every time, that’s us!” We hope to see you there! Slow Mo Dern and the Lake Park Raiders
  8. Indoor CAS at Niles, Ohio on Saturday February 10, 2024. Thank you. Howdy Friends, neighbors, and country people! We want to thank everyone for attending the Niles, Ohio indoor CAS match on Saturday. A good time was had by all! The “man from Pennsylvania” Johnny Rails, was our match winner! He finished with a score of 104.45! Congratulations, Johnny Rails! Lenny James finished a strong second after Johnny Rails and tall Lawless Lorin won third place. Congratulations to all our winners and contestants! There were no clean shooters today, but BoJak and Lenny James were almost clean! Ripley Rose was our Top Lady Shooter! Congratulations, Ripley Rose! Big thanks to Heartless Hannah and Rattlesnake Ruby for bringing in the donuts. Our next indoor CAS match will be on Thursday February 29, 2024, at the Western Reserve Fish and Game Club in Niles, Ohio. It’s the Thursday Work Shirker Open Class CAS match where you can shoot any style you want at any time provided it’s safe. Thank you for attending and thank you for your continued support. We hope to see you next time. All the best, Slow Mo Dern and the Lake Park Raiders
  9. Howdy Rye Miles! That's a long time to be sick! I hope this is nothing serious. It's a shame to be sick during this period of such nice weather. Get well soon. All the best, Mo
  10. Indoor CAS in Niles, Ohio! Saturday February 10, 2024 Howdy! The Lake Park Raiders will be shooting another indoor Cowboy Action match at the Western Reserve Fish and Game Club in Niles, Ohio on Saturday February 10, 2024. Come join the Lake Park Raiders for another fun day of indoor paper punching staying warm and dry! The targets don’t go CLANG! but the hardware still goes BANG! Remember, “targets is targets!” Doors open at 9:00 am and lead goes down range at 10:00 am after a brief safety meeting and the Pledge of Allegiance. Coffee and donuts in the morning. Monitory donations are greatly appreciated but not mandatory. Five stages of paper targets arranged in various exciting configurations! A vivid imagination is not mandatory but has proven to be helpful. Bring all the cowboy guns! Hardware: 2 six-shooters, a lever gun, and a side-by-side shotgun! Side-by-side shotguns are easiest to use. Leave the shotgun ammo at home! 20-gauge and 12-gauge shotgun ammo will be provided by the club. If you would like to use .22 caliber ammo; it would be all right. Visitors and spectators are always welcome, but you must have adequate eye protection (shooting glasses or safety glasses) and adequate hearing protection (muffs or ear plugs). This is mandatory! “Safety every time, that’s us!” Come join us on Saturday February 10, 2024! A good time might be had by all! All the best, Slow Mo Dern and the Lake Park Raiders
  11. Indoor CAS at Niles, Ohio! Thursday Work Shirker Open Class CAS match! January 25, 2024 Howdy, Friends! Thank you for coming out to Niles, Ohio to join the Lake Park Raiders as we ended the month of January with a bang. A good time was had by all! Sixgun Seamus won today’s match with a score of 126.54. That’s pretty fast! Congratulations, Seamus! Goose came in second with a score of 150.19 and Yippy Yiyo Ki-Yay was third at 170.00! Congratulations to all our winners and contestants! Cayenne Kay was our Top Lady Shooter. Unfortunately, there were no clean shooters, but Sixgun Seamus and Duelin’ Diehl came close and almost had a clean match! AwwShucks! Big thanks to Andrew for working tirelessly through the match to keep the posse supplied with his new prototype aluminum shotgun shells. Our next match will on Saturday February 10, 2024 so come out to Niles and have some more fun with the Lake Park Raiders! We hope to see you there! All our best, Slow Mo Dern and the Lake Park Raiders Thank you for your support!
  12. Weather update! This just in: It's supposed to be in the fifties on Thursday!
  13. Indoor CAS in Niles, Ohio! Thursday January 25, 2024 Howdy! It’s time again for the Thursday Work Shirker Open Class CAS match in Niles, Ohio with the Lake Park Raiders on Thursday January 25, 2024! Come join us indoors for 5 stages of merriment and jollification at last year’s prices! A good time might be inevitable and had by all parties present! Doors open at 9:00 am or sooner. Lead downrange at 10:00 am after a brief safety meeting and the Pledge of Allegiance. Coffee and donuts in the morning. Bring all the cowboy guns: lever gun, 2 six shooters, and a side-by-side shotgun! 12 gauge and 20-gauge shotgun shells will be provided by the club. If you would like to use .22 caliber hardware and ammunition; it would be all right. Visitors and spectators are always welcome, but you must have adequate eye protection and adequate hearing protection! “Safety every time, that’s us!” That’s the Thursday Work Shirker Open Class match on January 25, 2024! We hope to see you there. Slow Mo Dern
  14. Howdy Corporal, That was a fun match! You finished in fifth place! Not bad at all! Congratulations! The next match is right around the corner: Thursday January 25, 2024! Thank you for helping with 2 of the most important jobs of the match - score keeper and unloading table officer! We hope to see at the next match. All the best, Mo
  15. Indoor CAS in Niles, Ohio! Saturday January 13, 2024. Thank you! Howdy Friends! We want to thank everyone for coming to Niles last Saturday to join the Lake Park Raiders in the first CAS match of the new year 2024! A good time was had by all! First place went to our good friend, fast shootin’ Lefty Leadshot! First place fair and square! Congratulations, Lefty! Gunfighter Turkey Flats Jack finished next and almost had a clean match and third place went to Cattle Baron, Yippy Yiyo Ki Yay. Heartless Hanna was our Top Lady Shooter. Congratulations to all our winners and contestants! Thank you all for making our visitors and guests feel welcome and thank you for sharing your equipment, hardware, advice, knowledge, and sense of humor. Thank you for your generosity. Our next indoor match at Niles is on Thursday January 25, 2024. It’s the Thursday Work Shirker Open Class CAS match! You may shoot any class you want at any time you want as long as it’s safe. Come join us and try something different in your shooting style or just come and have some fun! Visitors and spectators are always welcome, but you must have adequate eye protection and adequate hearing protection, it’s mandatory. Welcome to the new year and thank you for your continued support. All the best, Slow Mo Dern and the Lake Park Raiders
  16. It's supposed to be a cold one Saturday! That's what the weather man said... I predict that there's gonna be widely scattered warmth inside the building! (I like my cold ones in the summer!)
  17. Indoor CAS in Niles, Ohio! Saturday January 13, 2024. Howdy friends, neighbors, ladies, and gents! Join the Lake Park Raiders for their indoor Saturday Cowboy Action match on Saturday January 13, 2024! Five fun-filled stages of merriment and jollification! Sign-up and registration is at 9:00 am. Coffee and donuts in the morning! Tums will be provided by the club! Tons of fun at last year’s prices! Tons of warmth inside the building too! Match starts at 10:00 am after the Pledge of Allegiance and a brief safety meeting! Leave the gun cart home unless you need it for something special! Bring all the cowboy guns: 2 six-guns, lever gun, and a side-by-side shotgun! Leave the shotgun ammunition home too; shot shells will be provided by the club! If you want to shoot .22 caliber; it would be all right! That’s Saturday January 13, 2024 and a good time might be had by all! Visitors and spectators are always welcome! Shooting glasses or safety glasses are required as well as adequate hearing protection! “Safety every time, that’s us!” We hope to see you there! Slow Mo Dern and the Lake Park Raiders
  18. Indoor CAS in Niles, Ohio! Thursday Work Shirker on December 28, 2023. Howdy Friends, Thanks to all who came out to the Western Reserve Fish and Game Club in Niles to participate in our Thursday Work Shirker CAS match. Work shirker Johnny Rails was the match winner with a score of 105.93! That’s pretty fast! Congratulations, Johnny Rails! Fast shootin’ Lefty Leadshot finished at 124.20 and good friend Goose finished third and was “almost clean” with a score of 132.66. Congratulations to all our winners and contestants! Slow Mo Dern was the only clean shooter with a .22 caliber arsenal but earned himself a MSV tarnishing his good fortune. Thank you for attending and thank you for making the match a success. Our next match will be on Saturday January 13, 2024. We hope to see you there. We wish you all a very safe and Happy New Year! All the best, Slow Mo Dern and the Lake Park Raiders! Thank you for your support!
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