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Slow Mo Dern

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  1. Brookfield CAS in Masury, Ohio! Thursday September 29, 2022 Howdy! Come to Brookfield Conservation Club and join the Shenango River Rats for our September Thursday Work Shirker Open Class CAS match! Five fun-filled stages of Old West merriment and organized mayhem under the trees at last year's prices! What could be better? Coffee and donuts in the morning, that’s what! No food is scheduled so bring some snacks to ward off hunger! We’ll provide the drinking water in little chug-sized bottles from the official Coleman Company cooler! Visitors and spectators are always welcome. Wear adequate safety glasses and adequate hearing protection on the range. Safety every time, that’s us! If you’re a first-time shooter; familiarize your fun-loving self with the SASS Shooters Handbook located on the SASS web site and come on down! Google: sassnet. Doors and gates are open at 9:00 am and the match will start at 10:00 am after the Pledge of Allegiance and a brief safety meeting. That’s Thursday September 29, 2022. The Thursday Work Shirker. Bring extra rounds for bonuses and reloads and bring plenty of shotgun shells! See you there! Slow Mo Dern and the Shenango River Rats
  2. Brookfield CAS Saturday September 10, 2022 Howdy, I want to thank everyone for coming out to shoot at the Brookfield Saturday CAS match in beautiful Masury, Ohio. It was a beautiful day to be outdoors! Pennsylvania’s own Johnny Rails won the match – first-place, fair and square! Congratulations, Johnny Rails! Cheatin’ Charlie was our second-place winner! Second-place, fair and square! I know ‘cause I was watchin’ him… Congratulations, Charlie! Slow Mo Dern came in third. Willie Goodnews almost came in third but the black powder smoke obscured his vision and there weren’t no wind down there! Johnny Rails and Willie Goodnews were our clean shooters. Big thanks to everyone for making Saturday’s match a success. Special big thanks to the Brunswick Kid and his wife Laura for providing the hot dog feast at the end of the match! Thank you for all your hard work and dedication! Our next match will be on Thursday September 29, 2022. It’s the last Thursday of the month Work Shirker Open Class CAS match. Come to Brookfield and have some fun at the Open Class match. You can cowboy shoot any way, anyhow, any category as long as it’s safe. Try something new and step out of the ordinary; the possibilities could be most exciting. Spectators and visitors are always welcome. Wear adequate safety glasses and adequate hearing protection. Safety every time, that’s us. We hope to see you there! Slow Mo Dern and the Shenango River Rats Thank you for your support!
  3. Yes, Sir! Hey Crossdraw! How the heck are you? I haven't seen you in years! Little known fact: I.M. Crossdraw told me about Green Smoke E Cigarettes about 10 years ago while we were shooting at Malvern with the Brown Twp. Regulators. They were the best fake cigarettes on the planet! The battery lasted a long time and the no-nicotine kind I smoked tasted just like a regular Mallboro! I used to smoke while I was driving and after 6 months or so with Green Smoke; I was smoking less and less and finally quit smoking altogether. Thank you, Crossdraw. If you hadn't told me about Green Smoke E Cigarettes, I might be residing in Boot Hill today. True story. I am forever grateful. All the best, Mo
  4. Howdy, It said on the news that most accidents happen within 20 miles of home. That's why we moved... BTT
  5. Wild Wild West Point CAS in Lisbon, Ohio! Sunday September 11, 2022 Howdy! Wild Wild West Point is having a Cowboy Action match on Sunday September 11, 2022! Come join Blue Eyed Bob and the Wild West Point bunch for another round of Old West fun and jollification! The match is located at the West Point Rod and Gun Club. 42950 State Route 518. Lisbon, Ohio 44432 Blue Eyed Bob says the lead is gonna go down range at 10:00 am! Check out the website at: http://wildwildwestpoint.wixsite.com/cowboyshoot That’s Sunday September 11, 2022! Thank you for your continued support! We hope to see you there!
  6. Brookfield CAS in Masury, Ohio! Saturday September 10, 2022 Howdy! Come join the Shenango River Rats on Saturday September 10, 2022 for another CAS match down in the woods and under the trees! Engage five stages of fun-filled Old West merriment and goodly jollification in a target rich environment at last year’s prices! What could be better? Coffee and donuts in the morning? It just got better! Gates and doors open at 9:00 am. Lead down range at 10:00 am after the safety meeting and the Pledge of Allegiance. Bring plenty of shotgun shells and extra ammunition for reloads or bonuses! If you need to use .22 caliber ammo; it would be all right. Spectators and visitors are always welcome. Bring adequate safety glasses and hearing protection. If you're a new shooter; be sure to familiarize yourself with the rules in the SASS Shooter's Handbook located on this website. That’s the Saturday CAS match at Brookfield on September 10, 2022! I hope to see you there. Slow Mo Dern and the Shenango River Rats
  7. Howdy, Johnny Rails! Thank you for the kind words! Sorry about the DQ - I missed it! Dairy Queen will fix that! Thank you for all your hard work and generosity at the match. Big thanks to hard-workin' Ripley Rose! She helped us out immensely! Thank you for coming and helping make the match a success. You folks are the best! Mo
  8. Brookfield CAS! Thursday Work Shirker August 25, 2022 Howdy! There was good fun to be had down in the woods Thursday. It was our last Thursday of the month Work Shirker Open Class CAS match! Thank you to everyone for coming and participating! Thursdays match was won by good-natured heavy-hitter Loquacious Loner, first-place blue ribbon winner fair and square! Congratulations, Loquacious Loner! Black powder king, Willie Goodnews finished second and cross-draw aficionado Laramie Leadslinger finished strong in third place. Clean shooters were the Brunswick Kid, Willie Goodnews, and Yippy Yiyo KiYay. Congratulations to all our winners and contestants! We were joined today by new shootist, Clem Moonshine. Thank you for making him feel welcome. I think a good time was had by Clem! The next Shenango River Rats match at Brookfield will be on Saturday September 10, 2022. Visitors and spectators are always welcome. Wear adequate eye protection and hearing protection for your safety. All the best, Slow Mo Dern and the Shenango River Rats Thank you for your continued support!
  9. Back to top. I typed this message in slowly. I know a lot of my friends aren't fast readers. A lot of my friends have readers... A lot of my readers have lots of friends... Slow Mo
  10. Brookfield CAS in Masury, Ohio! Thursday August 25, 2022 Howdy! Come join the Shenango River Rats on Thursday August 25, 2022 for another shootout down in the woods! It’s the last Thursday of the month Thursday Work Shirker Open Class CAS match! A good time can be had by all and all can have a good time! Those are the words on the street. They were scratched into the dust with a sharpened stick but the torrential rains washed them all away! Not to worry - the range didn’t get washed away! Five fun-filled stages of Old West merriment and jollification! Coffee and donuts in the morning! Tons of fun at last year’s prices! Gates and doors open at 9:00 am. Lead down range at 10:00 am after the safety meeting and the Pledge of Allegiance. No lunch is scheduled so bring snacks for the belly! Spectators and visitors are always welcome. Bring adequate safety glasses and hearing protection. Bring plenty of shotgun shells and extra ammunition for reloads or bonuses! If you need to use .22 caliber ammo; it would be all right. That’s the Thursday Work Shirker on August 25, 2022! The website for the Brookfield Conservation Club is running again: www.brookfieldtri-districtconservationclub.com I hope to see you there. Slow Mo Dern and the Shenango River Rats
  11. Hey, Matthew Duncan! That was great! Do you have any more like this? Is there anything like this on YouTube? Thanks for sharing this. Mo
  12. Yes, it's always good to see our friends walk in! If I don't see someone in a while; I get to wonderin' what happened to them! Hey! It was good to see you too, Charlie! It's always a good time when Charlie's at the range. Congratulations on your Saturday win! Mo
  13. Brookfield CAS! Saturday August 13, 2022 Howdy! Cheatin’ Charlie won the big Cowboy Action match at the Brookfield Conservation Club on Saturday August 13, 2022. You know; the match where all the coffee is strong and all the scenarios are good-lookin’! Charlie took home the First-Place Blue ribbon and also took home a purty brown ribbon to go with it for the trophy room! Congratulations, Charlie! Second-Place went to Rowdy Red Tailor and Lenny James came in third. Congratulations to all our winners and contestants! Big thanks to everyone for attending. It was a beautiful day for a good time cowboy match with good friends and good people! Special thanks to the Brunswick Kid and his wife Laura for handling the lunch chores and the geographical transitions to the Belly Buster Sub Shop! Happy Birthday Laura! Please keep Hagen in your thoughts and prayers; he’s recovering from a surprise medical issue but is now home, doing well, and will hopefully be back with us soon. Visitors and spectators are always welcome. Please wear adequate eye protection or shooting glasses and bring adequate hearing protection or ear plugs. It do get noisy down there in the woods! Our next match will be the Thursday Work Shirker on Thursday August 25, 2022. It’s our Open Class CAS match where beaucoup fun can be had by all without hardly tryin’! Hahah! I hope to see you there!
  14. I asked my stepdaughter, Speedy Edie, to tell me something funny... She said, "I'm thinking..." I said, "That's funny right there!"
  15. Howdy! Belly Buster Subs and potato salad for lunch on Saturday!
  16. Wild Wild West Point CAS in Lisbon, Ohio! Sunday August 14, 2022 Howdy! Wild Wild West Point is having a Cowboy Action match on Sunday August 14, 2022! Come join Blue Eyed Bob and the Wild West Point bunch for another round of Old West fun and jollification! The match is located at the West Point Rod and Gun Club. 42950 State Route 518. Lisbon, Ohio 44432 Blue Eyed Bob says the weather looks good and lead is gonna go down range at 10:00 am! Check out the website at: http://wildwildwestpoint.wixsite.com/cowboyshoot That’s Sunday August 14, 2022! We hope to see you there!
  17. Brookfield CAS in Masury, Ohio! Saturday August 13, 2022 Howdy! Come join the Shenango River Rats on Saturday August 13, 2022 for another shootout down in the woods! Friday the thirteenth comes on a Saturday this month but not to worry! A good time can be had by all and all can have a good time! That’s what all the people say! Five fun-filled stages of Old West merriment and jollification! Coffee and donuts in the morning! Tons of fun at last year's prices! Gates and doors open at 9:00 am. Lead down range at 10:00 am after the safety meeting and the Pledge of Allegiance. I believe there is a light lunch scheduled to be announced. Spectators and visitors are always welcome. Bring adequate safety glasses and hearing protection. Bring plenty of shotgun shells and extra ammunition for reloads or bonuses! If you need to use .22 caliber ammo; it would be all right. That’s Saturday August 13, 2022! The website for the Brookfield Conservation Club is running again: www.brookfieldtri-districtconservationclub.com I hope to see you there. Slow Mo Dern
  18. Thank you for those kind words, Johnny Rails! I appreciate it! Tell Ripley Rose to come with you next time! It's a Work Shirker!
  19. Brookfield CAS! Thursday July 28, 2022 Howdy! Thank you for joining the Shenango River Rats at the Thursday Work Shirker Open Class CAS match. Another good match went down in history and another match was had without getting rained out! Loquacious Loner won the match fair and square and won an additional pretty brown ribbon to take home along with his Blue First Place Match Winner ribbon! Congratulations, Loquacious Loner! Johnny Rails won second place followed by Yippy Yiyo Ki Yay! Clean shooters were Hagen and the Brunswick Kid. Congratulations to all our winners and contestants! Our next match will be on Saturday August 13, 2022. We hope to see you there. Visitors and spectators are always welcome. Adequate eye protection and hearing protection is required. A sense of humor is handy but not required. An adequate and functional three-pound cranial organ is also handy and IS required. Come out and have some fun! Slow Mo Dern and the Shenango River Rats. Thank you for your continued support!
  20. Weather report: It might rain or it might not rain... Right now, we're going with "no rain." I'm keeping my fingers crossed. and keeping my eyes on the Brunswick Kid's weather app!
  21. This just in! Good news for Brookfield! Walks Far is bringing a big pot of his famous Sausage and Beans to the Thursday Work Shirker match. This might be an old Viking family recipe, I'm not shore... That's this Thorsday at the verk-shirker match! Yah! Sounds like a feast to me!
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