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Pat Riot

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  1. Congratulations to you and your wife, Sixgun Seamus. I hope you both have many more years together.
  2. This is a fowl post…
  3. I liked Kate Jackson. She was my favorite until Cheryl Ladd came on the scene then it was
  4. Did anyone else automatically read that with a British accent?
  5. On the subject of food…
  6. Enough about the #%$&*!% PIZZA!!! 1 Century Egg (China) These are duck or chicken eggs that have been preserved in a mixture of clay, ash, salt, quicklime, and rice hulls. Depending on the process, the preservation time could take several weeks to several months. In the end the yolk becomes dark green in color, while the egg whites turn translucent brown. Don’t egg your neighbor’s house with these. 2 Casu Marzu (Italy) This is an Italian cheese made from Sardinian sheep milk. What’s special about it? Well, it contains live fly maggots which help ferment the cheese and make it soft and extremely pungent. That’s one way to get a little extra protein. 3 Shiokara (Japan) A dish made of fermented seafood (typically squid) mixed with its own organs and salt. A very slimy and strong-trasting delicacy that is eaten in small amounts and often accompanied with a shot of sake. 4 Mopane Worms (Southern Africa) These are caterpillars of the emperor moth, which are commonly dried or fried and eaten as a protein-rich snack. I’d like to thank the creator of chocolate protein bars for saving me from having to eat worms. 5 Balut (Philippines) Balut is a fertilized duck egg that is boiled and eaten whole. The partially developed chick is often slurped directly from the shell with some added salt and vinegar. I think I’ll just stick to chicken nuggets… 6 Surströmming (Sweden) This is a lightly salted, fermented Baltic Sea herring usually found in a can. Apparently it has one of the most foul odors of any food in the world. So just cover your nose and dig in! 7 Hákarl (Iceland) Hákarl is shark meat that has been fermented for months before being hung up to dry. Like the Surströmming above, this has a very foul odor that takes some getting used to. 8 Rocky Mountain Oysters (USA) Now this doesn’t seem so bad, right? Well, despite the name, these are actually not oysters, but deep-fried bull testicles. Suddenly, chicken tenders don’t sound so bad anymore. 9 Escamoles (Mexico) Considered the “Mexican caviar”, these are ant larvae and pupae which have a buttery and slightly nutty flavor. I’d rather just have actual nuts… I mean almonds, not bull nuts. 10 Jibachi Senbei (Japan) Another entry from Japan on this list, Jibachi Senbei are simple rice crackers made with whole wasps inside. Crunchy, nutty, and a little sting-y. 11 Sannakji (Korea) Live octopus that is chopped into small pieces and served immediately. The octopus is often still squirming around on the plate when it gets eaten. Fun fact: the suction cups from the tentacles can cling to the inside of your mouth while chewing. 12 Witchetty Grub (Australia) These are large, white moth larvae that are eaten either raw or lightly roasted. Apparently they taste similar to scrambled eggs. Perfect for those who like omelets with a bit more wiggle to them.
  7. I remember some mess crank aboard ship got caught putting egg shells in the coffee on the mess deck and was soundly berated by the Sr. Chief. I guess there was a coffee procedure that must be followed that didn’t include egg shells. I was kicked off the mess deck that morning for asking the Sr Chief what the procedure said about old footwear in the coffee?
  8. Well, we would but you’re indecisive…So, how about a football? Yeah?
  9. A Happy Thanksgiving message in the California desert.
  10. We were at a Thanksgiving dinner years ago and the hosts wanted to do the “round table thankfulness” thing. Now all this great food is sitting on the table getting cold as they all went along with this. There were literally 25 people and 3/4 of them were long winded as heck. All that kept going through my mind was the scene from “Young Guns” when Dick is praying as Billy interrupts saying “C’mon Dick, the food is getting cold” Gawd, it was a long day and the food did get cold.
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