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  1. Oh, I don't believe that is the origin of the story. I found it fun, if silly, use of the phrase. Based on the early references, I tend to believe it has to do with baseball and whether the teams would be able to play the whole 9 innings at the yard before darkness or some other event caused the game to be called. Second choice would be for a square master hoisting the whole nine yards.
  2. It actually comes from a joke dating back to the mid 1850's. You can find it published in the Atchison, KA Squatter Sovereign of 8 May 1855, the Steubenville, OH True American of 22 March 1855, or the Ebensburg, PA Democrat and Sentinel of 15 Feb 1855. THE JUDGE'S BIG SHIRT. The story goes that, on a certain occasion, Judge A____ , then on a visit to Raleigh. N. C, was notorious for leaving home without the necessary precaution of carrying along a second shirt. While there, he was invited to attend a gay and fashionable party, to be given the following evening, at the residence of Judge B____ . The visiting judge was terribly perplexed about a clean shirt for the occasion, and while revolving in his mind how he should possess himself of the desired article, (in those days ready made shirts were not, as now, articles of merchandise,) he was called on at his room by Mr. C____ , another limb of the law, but not a judge. After passing the usual compliments, Judge A____ remarked "See here, C____ , I have just been invited to attend a party to-morrow night, and I haven't a clean shirt for the occasion," hoping, no doubt, that his friend would proffer the loan of one of his. But being a bit of a wag, and relishing a good joke amazingly, he concluded to have a little fun, and at the same time learn his judicial friend a lesson concerning his negligent custom. "O," sail he, there's no difficulty about that. I can have you one made." "But do you think it can be finished in time?" said the judge. "No doubt about it. I have a shirt maker who is perfectly prompt and reliable, and I can vouch for its being ready." "All right, then, if you'll be sure and attend to it." "You may depend on it. It shall be here by half past six to-morrow evening." B____, on going home that night, called at the lady's, and ordered her to go to the store, get nine yards of bleached cloth and three yards of linen, and make a shirt of it for Judge A , and deliver it at his room on the following evening at half past six precisely, and charging her particularly that there was to be no disappointment, and not to deliver sooner or later than half past six. "But, Mr. B____ ," expostulated the woman, "you mean three shirts, don't you, out of nine yards?" "Do as I tell you, madam. Don't you suppose I know what size shirt is required by my friend?" Early the next morning the cloth was procured, and the making of the shirt entered upon. About six o'clock in the evening, C____, all attired and ready for the party, called on the judge, when he was saluted on his entrance with "See here, that shirt has not been sent yet." "O," says C____ pulling out his watch, "it is not time yet; it lacks a quarter to the time, for I told her to have it here by half past six." The couple chatted away awhile, when presently a timid knock at the door was heard. The judge jumped to open it, when a little girl asked if that was Judge A____'s room. "All right my nice little miss," and the judge began to prepare for donning the much coveted garment, remarking "It is well made and handsomely done up, too. Smart woman that Mrs. C____." "O, yes; I knew she would not disappoint you in any respect." By this time the judge had commenced pulling it over him. He pulled and pulled, as yard after yard passed, and still his head was enveloped in the shirt. He complained of its size, but his friend told him he had got it twisted, but to hurry it on, as 'twas time they were at the party. Again he set himself to the task, and by hard struggling got through, finding him self enshrouded in a shirt five yards long and four yards broad, covering the floor with its ample drapery. "In God's name!" said the judge, in astonishment, "what is this the woman has sent me?" looking with consternation upon the monstrous shirt around and beneath him. "What is it, I say?" It was with much difficulty that C____ could restrain his laughter, but approaching his enshirted friend, and pulling the huge collar down so that he could see his face, he gazed with apparent wonder, and observed "What a silly, stupid woman! I told her to get just enough to make three shirts; instead of making three, she has put the whole nine yards into one shirt! - But we must hurry up and make the best of a bad bargain, for it is high time we were at the party this minute. You can push it down your trousers, and nobody will be the wiser." So at it the judge went, his friend assisting him, as yard after yard - was piled away in his unmentionables - they didn't wear tights in those days and thus he went to Judge B____'s party, if not the finest dressed, at least the largest shirted gentleman the crowd. C____ promised never to "blow" on his judicial friend, and kept his word, until he learned that the judge was compelled to tell it on himself, for unfortunately he carried the big shirt home, and Mrs. Judge wanted to know what tremendous big woman's shift that was in his trunk. He had to out with it; and it being told him by the judge himself, Mr. C____ felt at liberty to tell it also, which he sometimes does, to the infinite merriment of all who hear him.
  3. In most cases it isn't about compromising it is about the principal of making the President, who happens to be of a different party, look bad. Even at the expense of the country.
  4. I used Gunbroker many times. Never had a problem with them.
  5. But, but, if there really aren't any zombies why would Hornady produce Zombie Max ammunition?
  6. I thought the longer you are involved in the sport the more likely you are to shoot BP.
  7. It's the "Nanny State" mentality. They are just doing for your own good because there ought to be a law stopping people from doing something so stupid or disgusting that I would never do it, so why should they be able to do it. Such laws include the seat belt law (been using one faithfully since 1964) and motorcycle helmet laws.
  8. Interestingly enough, according to the US Federal Register, President Obama only issued 20 Executive Orders in 2013. What the President did do on January 16, 2013 was announce 23 Presidential Actions related to Gun Control. Consider it an agenda he was going to follow and, yes, one of those actions was to get Congress to approve the appointment of a permanent head of the ATF. Many news outlets did refer to the list as Executive Orders, but they were wrong. Proving that knowledge of Civics is not required to report on political affairs, particularly on the Internet. One of the Congressional opposition party's favorite "let's muck up the government so the President gets blamed' moves is to delay the approval of Presidential Judicial and Executive Branch appointments.
  9. Also, there was Gallowwalkers with Wesley Snipes, Cowboys vs Zombies, and The Dead and the Damned, . Westernish Zombie movies include The Devil's Rejects, Zombieland,
  10. It is still there and Bigger and Better than ever. There are 5 centerfire stages and 1 rimfire stage. One of the stages is bermed off, allowing for some creative direction. SASS meet is 2nd Saturday, WB is 4th Saturday.
  11. Thanks for the clarification, Hardpan.
  12. The introduction of metering is because some enterprising farmers have gone into the water distribution business and, instead of using it for local farming where the excess returns to the local aquifer, they are selling the water they pump from their wells out of county. Thus bestowing the rest of the farmers who share the aquifer with reduced water resources and the cost of digging deeper wells until the aquifer runs dry.
  13. Next, if there is one, point out to the officer that littering is a class 2 petty offense (misdemeanor) under Title 18, Article 4, Part 5, Item 11 of the Colorado Criminal Code with a fine of up to $500 for the first offense. ... littering is a class 2 petty offense punishable, upon conviction, by a mandatory fine of not less than twenty dollars nor more than five hundred dollars upon a first conviction, by a mandatory fine of not less than fifty dollars nor more than one thousand dollars upon a second conviction, and by a mandatory fine of not less than one hundred dollars nor more than one thousand dollars upon a third or subsequent conviction.
  14. Yeah, but other than ammo, Stetsons, and that Schofield that is calling your name, what else do you dispose your income on?
  15. Same case. Today California Superintendent of Public Education Tom Torlakson announced he would ask the CA DOJ to appeal the ruling after Judge Treu reaffirmed his ruling on Thursday. Judge Treu didn't rule that tenure was unconstitutional. He ruled that specific pieces of legislation that implemented it needed rewriting. BTW, in California tenure is just permanent employee status, where you can only be fired for cause, as opposed to probationary status, where you can be fired at will. (1) The judge has a problem with the current 2 year 'probation' in that it wasn't really 2 years and was too short. He felt that 3 - 5 years was more appropriate. (2) LIFO (or strict seniority) layoffs were problematic. It had no waiver process to exempt less senior teachers based on performance. (3) The dismissal process (firing for cause) was considered burdensome. Among other reasons a teacher may be dismissed for (4) Unsatisfactory performance, (5) Evident unfitness for service, and (6) Physical or mental condition unfitting him or her to instruct or associate with children. However the process for following through with the dismissal is quite involved and time consuming.
  16. The CDC Morbidity and Mortality report and the FBI Uniform Crime Report will never show the exact same numbers. They have different sources and different rules for inclusion. They are noted in the footnotes for each. For example, reporting to the FBI is voluntary and the FBI doesn't except some reports because of problems with the reporting agency. Subdeacon Joe, you are right, I did not include all violent crime. Just the top three. However, because of the differences between the CDC and FBI reporting methods, it is not really considered kosher to merge them arbitrarily. If you want the full data set for the UCR, you can find it here: http://www.fbi.gov/about-us/cjis/ucr/crime-in-the-u.s/2012/crime-in-the-u.s.-2012/resource-pages/download-printable-files This has links to complete PDFs and Excel data files for analysis.
  17. For 2012 the FBI Uniform Crime Report showed 12,765 Murders - 8,855 with firearms (6,371 handgun, 332 rifle, 303 shotgun, 1,859 unknown type), 1,589 by knife, 1,643 by other weapon 657,545 Aggravated assault - 143,119 with firearms, 123,701 knives, 214,484 other weapon 298,211 Robberies - 122,174 with firearms, 23,167 knives, 26,270 other weapon, 126,600 Strong-arm
  18. Use a short non buffered cup from BPI (with a wad underneath if you are using BP).
  19. Be careful what you wish for. The judge ruled that the firearm should be released as soon as the BFEC/standard background check is comleteed and approved for people in AFS (evidence of current gun ownership), or a current CCW, or a COE. The BFEC check consists of queries against the DMV, AFS, CFIS, ACHS, and NICS databases. While an auto-approve can less than 2 hours, only 20% of all applications are auto-approved. There are only 24 CIS analysts who work 70-80 hours a week to process some 960,000 applications each year. Because of this there is a backlog of applications and it can take 8 to 9 days before an analyst will get to a non-auto-approved application. See where I am going? 80% of the applications already take 9 - 10 days because of the backlog. Until the BFEC is modified to automatically check for CCW , COE, and an AFS ownership check (the current check is a serial number check), the judge's ruling almost mandates that all checks are manual checks, unless the DOJ will accept presentation of a CCW or COE to the FFL as an acceptable interim procedure. PS, there is a 6 month stay built into the court order.
  20. The Court House was completely renovated 10 years ago. Until then it withstood everything without damage. The growers cooperative building also looked like it had been renovated at some point and the exterior structure turned into a facade.
  21. Well, not any more.
  22. It really is fear mongering and sound-biting. Point 11 actually reads "Calls for Member States to support weapons collection, disarmament, demobilization and reintegration of ex-combatants, as well as physical security and stockpile management programmes by United Nations peacekeeping operations where so mandated". It is talking about the disarming of the ex-combatants after a conflict. If you're interested here are links to the text of the Treaty and the resolution. It is important to not sound bite it. https://unoda-web.s3.amazonaws.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/English7.pdf https://www.un.org/News/Press/docs/2013/sc11131.doc.htm
  23. Besides, Darwin will sort it out. In a couple of years all the birds that, for whatever reason, avoid any flight path through the death zone will dominate the population and those that do like to fly there will go extinct. Problem solved. Otherwise, surrounding the area with a really tall, light netting fence, similar to those that surround golf courses and driving ranges in urban areas, should mollify the squeamish.
  24. It is at a local level. It is local school boards, local principals, local school kitchen staff. It is just local greed for that 'free' Federal dollar that is driving it. Now, I understand that cooking for 500 to a 1000 kids in a single seating every day is not easy. Heck, I couldn't imagine having that kind of job. After reading the regulations, I know following them is a lot more work than do short order cooking, or popping frozen pizza in the oven, or frying up frozen chicken tenders and fries. I also know I could cook tasty meals that follow them. It would be time consuming and a lot of work. At a couple of the local mega-marts I shop at it is not unusual for me to wind up standing behind someone using an EBT card. They often have two separate piles, one that is covered by EBT and everything else. I almost never see anything I would buy in either pile, but the EBT pile is nominally healthier. It all tends to be highly processed, easy to prepare junk. They just don't know how shop or what to shop for, even when I assume they are the working poor with more than 1 menial job and a family to care for. It does, however, make be believe the only healthy meal their children are getting is the one at school. PS, Seeing EBT buying is one of the reasons I support a living minimum wage so we can get rid of all this guberment support.
  25. Presidents come and go, but bureaucrats endure. So, bureaucracy always trumps conspiracy.
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