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    Ba-Dump Tissssh - Memes

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    4 hours ago, DeaconKC said:

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    Professional series means it’s so thin you can see thru it, or it’s so tough that it has the same texture as new Sears Tuf Skin jeans. It can be found in many public restrooms. 
     

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    Ba-Dump Tissssh - Memes

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    1 hour ago, Cypress Sun said:

     

    Naw, it's still going to slide forward. 

     

    Dumbass rookie...even I know that you gotta have two sets of zip ties on either side of the crescent.

    What’s really needed is a pipe wrench to clamp down on the pliers handles. 

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    Ba-Dump Tissssh - Memes

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    3 hours ago, Alpo said:

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    Looks like that could be hail, which hurts when you’re mostly nekkid!  It also means lightning is nearby, which also hurts. Thinkin’ I’d be wanting out of the pool instead of holding onto a metal pole!⚡️ 

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    Ba-Dump Tissssh - Memes

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    23 hours ago, Eyesa Horg said:

    Had to pull the motor in my old 88 GMC. The bell housing bolts were bolts with a stud on the head for clamps for plumbing etc. Now I don't remember which was which, the nut on the stud was 9/16ths and the bolt head was 17mm! The irritation came with needing 2 extensions and swivel to get on the top ones! Then get your hands up in there to hold on to the unwieldy apparatus. 

    And then there are lug nuts like those on my Jeep. There’s a decorative covering on an ordinary nut, which takes a 19mm socket, also the same as emergency wrench that came with car. When that comes off - and it will, you need and 18mm socket. Arghh!

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    It's Almost Friday Humor Thread

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    1 hour ago, Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 said:

    Shortest poem ever:

                                                    "Fleas"

                                  Adam

                                  Had 'em.

    Shortest blues song ever:

     

    "I didn't wake up this morning..."

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    It's Almost Friday Humor Thread

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    12 hours ago, Alpo said:

    I recall a newspaper photograph I saw once. The girl was wearing a bathing suit cut very similar to this. But completely backless.

    She was wearing a maxi skirt (this was back in the '60s) and yourHER hair was long enough that it covered up the strap going around her neck.

     

    The newspaper showed her from the back and from the front. Said that people who saw her from the back withWOULD almost break a leg trying to get up to her and and around her so they could see the front.

     

    I'm assuming that girl in the top picture is wearing a similar outfit. B)

    Okaaay, it’s still a great way to start any day! :rolleyes:

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    The Aussie Humour Thread

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    2 minutes ago, Buckshot Bear said:

     

    That photo is from the Korean War -

    "A member of 3rd Battalion, the Royal Australian Regiment (3RAR), displays the Sniperscope which is attached to a .30 calibre Carbine. The scope is battery operated and the battery is carried in the pack on his back".

    Oh I know what it is, I’m just amused by the lack of the photographer’s effort in at least simulating a darker environment. 

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