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A real ear worm. Can’t get that tune out of my head.

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We were at Nebraska Furniture Mart (a BIG box furniture store in our area) a couple of years ago. While waiting for them to bring our item from the warehouse to our car, we watched a couple try figure out how to put an item like a sofa, which was as large as their car, first in it and then on the roof. After 10 or so minutes, they gave up and it went back in the warehouse where I'm sure they made arrangements for delivery. Gotta wonder what they were thinking when they were on the showroom floor thinking they could take it with them.

$1.30 per gallon? That ain’t THAT long ago. Or mebbe it’s was….?

Looks like Wisconsin.

Interesting. Never seen the show. The few meth addicts I know don’t have weight issues. Now back to our regularly scheduled program of memes.

Still don’t get it.

I can’t believe there’s no butter in that picture.

Nope. But it does appear (to me) he's wearing a Billy Jack style hat.

For those that left confused emoticons: The last two lines are a play on a popular ‘70s song, “I can see clearly now, the rain is gone.”

Must be Wisconsin.

Thanks. To be honest, I was looking at a small image on my cell phone and thought it said large cat.

I don't follow Garth Brooks so I don't get the joke. Can someone please enlighten me?

I remember asking my high school Algebra 2 teacher the purpose of proving theorems. He said, "You need it for calculus." He might just as well have said, "because". Having already met my math requirement for graduation, I dropped the class.

“Week” men can’t spell either.

I saw a sticker on a dented lift gate the other day that looked like stitches.

It does. It’s called stimulus checks

Did Pat Riot make that meme?

That starts at least an hour before at our house.

Neither is anyone else. That’s why there’s Photoshop.

Kerry Blue Terrier. That's the way they're groomed.

Sent this to my boys aged 40 and 37 who got kick out of it.

Maybe one of them identifies as Stevie Nicks...

Awwww, what a cutie. She sure landed on all four paws coming to your home. Does she have a name yet?

Nicely done!