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I just now got that. Because Joe posted it, I thought the image and gag were linked to a film!

And the white “king” is on a black square.

That’s some of the best stuff I’ve seen in a long time!

That's cuz the '21 photo was heavily Photoshopped.... and poorly done at that.

Not too far from the truth. GM has notified its EV customers not to charge above 90% capacity and not to park inside. GM installed a large batch of defective batteries from one its suppliers. Owners are to follow these precautions until the batteries can be replaced. And that will take awhile as there aren't enough to go around. https://www.caranddriver.com/news/a37552121/chevy-bolt-battery-recall-deep-dive-details/

Not much different than today’s car autopilots.

Followed by a sleeve each of SPP and LPP…

The number of reindeer characters, and the names given to them (if any) vary in different versions, but those frequently cited in the United States are the eight listed in Clement Clarke Moore's 1823 poem A Visit from St. Nicholas, the work that is probably responsible for the reindeer becoming popularly known:[1]Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner (variously spelled Dunder and Donder) and Blitzen (variously spelled Blixen and Blixem).

Mad magazine’s Don Martin. What a marvelous talent he was.

I’m a little slow sometimes - ok, a lot. I don’t get it. Can someone please explain?

Not worthless, priceless.

Scream shot

Lays - makes my eyes water just thinking about it!

And in horror movies they’re always scantily clad.

I noticed that too.

They must be watching Deadwood

Behind the ambulance.

I guarantee there was a bug buzzing in the lampshade!

Must've been his name-o...

Camo on a spaceman is amusing.

Dope slap!! After scratching my head, NOW I get it!

Special Ed from Crank Yankers

Key of zzzeee

A real ear worm. Can’t get that tune out of my head.