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It's Almost Friday Humor Thread
Abilene Slim SASS 81783 replied to Subdeacon Joe's topic in SASS Wire Saloon
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I don’t care who you are, that’s funny right there!
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So THAT’S why there are sparks flying everywhere!
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NOW we’re talking! Brilliant!
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I thought of that, but I don’t think there are Vice Grips large enough. There are practical considerations we need to keep in mind, after all.
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What’s really needed is a pipe wrench to clamp down on the pliers handles.
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Looks like summer in Minnesota.
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Looks like that could be hail, which hurts when you’re mostly nekkid! It also means lightning is nearby, which also hurts. Thinkin’ I’d be wanting out of the pool instead of holding onto a metal pole!⚡️
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And then there are lug nuts like those on my Jeep. There’s a decorative covering on an ordinary nut, which takes a 19mm socket, also the same as emergency wrench that came with car. When that comes off - and it will, you need and 18mm socket. Arghh!
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It's Almost Friday Humor Thread
Abilene Slim SASS 81783 replied to Subdeacon Joe's topic in SASS Wire Saloon
Shortest blues song ever: "I didn't wake up this morning..." -
It's Almost Friday Humor Thread
Abilene Slim SASS 81783 replied to Subdeacon Joe's topic in SASS Wire Saloon
Okaaay, it’s still a great way to start any day! -
The Aussie Humour Thread
Abilene Slim SASS 81783 replied to Buckshot Bear's topic in SASS Wire Saloon
Oh I know what it is, I’m just amused by the lack of the photographer’s effort in at least simulating a darker environment. -
The Aussie Humour Thread
Abilene Slim SASS 81783 replied to Buckshot Bear's topic in SASS Wire Saloon
They use infrared scopes in daylight? -
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It's Almost Friday Humor Thread
Abilene Slim SASS 81783 replied to Subdeacon Joe's topic in SASS Wire Saloon
“Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. You understand it better but the frog dies in the process.” - E.B. White -
The Aussie Humour Thread
Abilene Slim SASS 81783 replied to Buckshot Bear's topic in SASS Wire Saloon
Is Vegemite similar to Spam - where the last production run was maybe 1962 - and they’re still trying to draw down the supply? -
Nothing "Free" there. That there is high maintenance and really expensive!
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The Aussie Humour Thread
Abilene Slim SASS 81783 replied to Buckshot Bear's topic in SASS Wire Saloon
I like the stuff. I worked at a pizzeria back in college days and made a lot of ‘em. -
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“Run away! Run away!”
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The caption is bogus, but it’s a fun meme anyway. found this on the net: “That's a German Shepherd wearing a vest with his name written on it.....and the bird is a seagull. It is painting of Comb Ridge in Utah. Not the inspiration, Chuck Jones came right out and said it was not.”
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The Aussie Humour Thread
Abilene Slim SASS 81783 replied to Buckshot Bear's topic in SASS Wire Saloon
I learn something new every day! -
The Aussie Humour Thread
Abilene Slim SASS 81783 replied to Buckshot Bear's topic in SASS Wire Saloon
When did the Brits stop using d to denote pence/pennies? These days 6 pence is abbreviated to 6p. -
The Aussie Humour Thread
Abilene Slim SASS 81783 replied to Buckshot Bear's topic in SASS Wire Saloon
Interesting. I thought they used to use the same nomenclature as the Brits - p for pennies/pence.