Abilene Slim SASS 81783

Scream shot

Lays - makes my eyes water just thinking about it!

And in horror movies they’re always scantily clad.

I noticed that too.

They must be watching Deadwood

Behind the ambulance.

I guarantee there was a bug buzzing in the lampshade!

Must've been his name-o...

Camo on a spaceman is amusing.

Dope slap!! After scratching my head, NOW I get it!

Special Ed from Crank Yankers

Key of zzzeee

A real ear worm. Can’t get that tune out of my head.

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We were at Nebraska Furniture Mart (a BIG box furniture store in our area) a couple of years ago. While waiting for them to bring our item from the warehouse to our car, we watched a couple try figure out how to put an item like a sofa, which was as large as their car, first in it and then on the roof. After 10 or so minutes, they gave up and it went back in the warehouse where I'm sure they made arrangements for delivery. Gotta wonder what they were thinking when they were on the showroom floor thinking they could take it with them.

$1.30 per gallon? That ain’t THAT long ago. Or mebbe it’s was….?

Looks like Wisconsin.

Interesting. Never seen the show. The few meth addicts I know don’t have weight issues. Now back to our regularly scheduled program of memes.

Still don’t get it.

I can’t believe there’s no butter in that picture.

Nope. But it does appear (to me) he's wearing a Billy Jack style hat.

For those that left confused emoticons: The last two lines are a play on a popular ‘70s song, “I can see clearly now, the rain is gone.”

Must be Wisconsin.

Thanks. To be honest, I was looking at a small image on my cell phone and thought it said large cat.