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Slaves in Egypt had income?

Looks like a bunch of cowboys in their hats.

Yup. It’s one of those situations where gender reassignment is actually appropriate. He was a genetic fluke and had the surgery when he was 18. Sometimes it is biology. But that’s different from many today who are experimenting with something trendy to satisfy their cultural neuroses.

I was at the Grand Canyon a few years ago and meandered through the gift shop on the South Rim which contains Native American items supposedly made by Native Americans. If you looked closely enough, much of it was made in China.

Never knew anyone, male or otherwise, who had a “prostrate” to check. The meme is amusing, but also an indictment of our school system.

Didn’t happen when I saw a friend of mine do it!

Looks like a bald Greta Thunberg.

Maybe. But that snout looks more alligatory in the third image. Image below shows gator on the left and croc on the right.

From Wikipedia: Alligators are native to only the United States and China. I wonder where that ‘gator came from? https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alligator#:~:text=Alligators first appeared during the Oligocene epoch about 37 million years ago.

Yup.

I still see people alone in their cars wearing masks.

Excellent!

Yup.

Right on, brother!

Professional series means it’s so thin you can see thru it, or it’s so tough that it has the same texture as new Sears Tuf Skin jeans. It can be found in many public restrooms.

That’s just cruel! But I’m thinking about it…

I don’t care who you are, that’s funny right there!

So THAT’S why there are sparks flying everywhere!

NOW we’re talking! Brilliant!

I thought of that, but I don’t think there are Vice Grips large enough. There are practical considerations we need to keep in mind, after all.

What’s really needed is a pipe wrench to clamp down on the pliers handles.

Looks like summer in Minnesota.

Looks like that could be hail, which hurts when you’re mostly nekkid! It also means lightning is nearby, which also hurts. Thinkin’ I’d be wanting out of the pool instead of holding onto a metal pole!⚡️