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Rolan Kraps, SASS # 24084 Life

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  1. Uh, Doc, I meant "Oklahoma Charlie", but we miss you too. Charlie, Bea and I have a bowl of salad with your name on it!
  2. Good to see you back on the wire! Miss you shooting down here in Georgia!
  3. OVER, and OVER again. We started making up our own words to it. They were not kind words.
  4. I have my own... Cover of the Cowboy Chronicle Apologies to Dr Hook. Sung to the tune of "Cover Of The Rolling Stone" By Rolan Kraps Well we’re Cowboy Action Shooters We’re SASS’s best Recruiters. People say we’re strange everywhere we go. We shoot at steel targets and we shoot at clay birds and spend ten thousand dollars on clothes. We shoot old western guns. To have a whole lot of fun But the thrill I've never known Is the thrill that'll getcha When you get your picture On the cover of the Chron-i-cle Chorus: Rolan Kraps! Wanna see my picture on the cover Kraps! Wanna beg five copies for my lover. Kraps! Wanna see my smiling face. On the Cover of the Chron-i-cle. Now it’s so bewitching That my wife Bea Itchin’ Puts up with my crazy schemes She’s got her poor ol' grey haired Daddy Loading her magazine Now it's all designed To blow our minds But our minds won't really be blown Like the blow that'll getcha When you get your picture On the cover with Rolan Kraps Chorus: Rolan Kraps! Wanna see my picture on the cover Kraps! Wanna beg five copies for my mother. Kraps! Wanna see my smiling face. On the Cover of the Chron-i-cle. We gotta lotta young gun shooters Who beat us on any given day We got a genuine world champion Who's teachin' us a better way We got all the friends that’ll put up with us So we never have to shoot alone And we ain’t gettin' richer, but we can't get our picture On the cover of the Chron-i-cle. Chorus: Rolan Kraps! Wanna see my picture on the cover Kraps! Wanna beg five copies for my Lover. Kraps! Wanna see my smiling face. On the Cover of the Chron-i-cle.
  5. We met a lot earlier than TN State. Like about 15 years ago at Knob Creek.
  6. I found the picture of the dog on the Internet. You can have the picture free. I always wanted a Corgi.
  7. After nearly 50 years of marriage, a couple was lying in bed one evening, when the wife felt her husband, begin to massage her in ways he hadn't in quite some time. It almost tickled as his fingers started at her neck, and then began moving down past the small of her back. He then caressed her shoulders and neck, slowly worked his hand down, stopping just over her stomach. He then proceeded to place his hand on her left inner arm, working down her side, passing gently over her buttock and down her leg to her calf. Then, he proceeded up her thigh, stopping just at the uppermost portion of her leg. He continued in the same manner on her right side, then suddenly stopped, rolled over and became silent. As she had become quite aroused by this caressing, she asked in a loving voice, ‘Honey that was wonderful. Why did you stop?' To which he responded: 'I found the remote.'...
  8. New version of PDF of these plans is available here. This also includes the nifty "pistol rack". https://www.dropbox.com/s/qmg3iz3bj8kncjp/Rough%20Rider%206%20Gun%20Cart%20Plans%202017.pdf?dl=0
  9. I recently "overtorqued" my gun cart and split one of my plow handles. I ordered a replacement pair, thinking that I'd only need one. When they came, I was glad it was a "pair". Even though I ordered from the same people, it was almost a quarter inch thicker. So I had to compensate on the plans. I'll be updating my plans to include a new drawing:
  10. Email sent last night to this address. Waiting for response.
  11. I got email returned from that address. Sorry, we were unable to deliver your message to the following address. <deucestevensllxc@gmail.com>: Remote host said: 550-5.1.1 The email account that you tried to reach does not exist. Please try 550-5.1.1 double-checking the recipient's email address for typos or 550-5.1.1 unnecessary spaces. Learn more at 550 5.1.1 https://support.google.com/mail/?p=NoSuchUser y30si59656863plh.106 - gsmtp [RCPT_TO] --- Below this line is a copy of the message. I'll try it without the "x".
  12. I have had a lot of luck with Connor hats. Their Derbys are "Crushable". My top hat is not. I would order an extra large. Black Derby Black Top hat Charlie One Horse Top hat. Palm Straw, I wear this one in Summer.
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