Jump to content
SASS Wire Forum

Texas Lizard

Members
 View Profile  See their activity

  • Posts

    6,484

  • Joined

  • Last visited

 Content Type 

Everything posted by Texas Lizard

  1. Texas Lizard
    If all fails get a good nights sleep....And start fresh in the morning....Trouble shoot it piece by piece..One step at at time.... Texas Lizard
  2. Texas Lizard
    Only if you have NO pants on while surfing.....And if you bleached your hair blond..... Texas Lizard
  3. Texas Lizard
    If we are lucky...Maybe they will keep him.... Texas Lizard Naaaa they will just return....We are still stuck with him.....
  4. Texas Lizard
    Do they call that one a trans margarita??? Texas Lizard
  5. Texas Lizard
    There is always the virgin margarita...... Texas Lizard
  6. Texas Lizard
    Worried about the summer...Try King Salmon, Alaska....Summer was light at 2 in the morning....Winter was a long night....If you had company, a long night was good.... Texas Lizard
  7. Texas Lizard
    I prefer it is 5 o'clock somewhere... Texas Lizard Margarita Time
  8. Texas Lizard
    I guess my flip phone will catch up some day..... Texas Lizard
  9. Texas Lizard
    It seems to me....They were giving them something to clean there bottom...Before dropping in later that night, for some fun... Texas Lizard
  10. Texas Lizard
    Unless you have a lot of old pennies saved....Which I do... Texas Lizard
  11. Texas Lizard
    Move your toes out of the way..... Texas Lizard
  12. Texas Lizard
    Are those called indoor swimming pools??? For year round swimming??? Texas Lizard
  13. Texas Lizard
    Pancho Villa......I the only to invade America....At least part of it..... Texas Lizard
  14. Texas Lizard
    Nice idea....We are about 10 to 15 years behind and way over cost...Add Canada....We would go into the next century and money well, someones pockets well lined... Texas Lizard
  15. Texas Lizard
    If I remember right, them island girls did not wear much in clothes...If any...Now that could be a great sight.... Texas Lizard
  16. Texas Lizard
    I can understand why you do not have a problem with winkles...A good stretch ... Texas Lizard
  17. Texas Lizard
    A good ironing job help you move faster...Wrinkles will cost time...Will save you at least .001 to .003 seconds..... Texas Lizard
  18. Texas Lizard
    It makes no since jumping out of a perfectly good aircraft.... Texas Lizard
  19. Texas Lizard
    If she gets cold...You are not doing your part to keep her warm..... Texas Lizard
  20. Texas Lizard
    How many beers was that???? Texas Lizard
  21. Texas Lizard
    Some say yes...Some say no....Just depends on who you ask....I say both.... Texas Lizard
  22. Texas Lizard
    One could get you a hot date....The other might be picking your self up.... Texas Lizard
  23. Texas Lizard
    Prefer original equipment female..NOT designer added on... Texas Lizard
  24. Texas Lizard
    The key thing today...Double check the gender..... Texas Lizard
  25. Texas Lizard
    Can't keep a good man down..... Texas Lizard
×
×
  • Create New...

Important Information

By using this site, you agree to our Terms of Use.

  I accept