Cypress Sun

Isn't there a song by that name............

Isn't that really an igloo with a winter time global warming sunburn and following meltdown which was hit by a Polar Bear that was carried there by the Alaskan tornado.

Wasn't that what the Donner Party had? ............No, okay.

Sure Waimea, if I'm welcome any time............how 'bout early March 1883. I'll teach ya some moves that hadn't even be invented yet. I sure to hope the Wyatt that I am riding with tommorrow is the one that can drive sanely...........I dislike folks that speed.

Have you ever noticed that Tourettes Syndrome developes with a .25 seconds of hitting your finger with a hammer and then goes away in 5 minutes or so.........strange.

Ah yes, the cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast.

Passport 8500 X50 will save you alot of money. Oops wrong thread...........SPEEDER

Nope that term is spineless, but a word following the word chicken to make a word comes to mind.

Hey Doc, how's that healing up? Mine still hurts even after 5 months.

Thats why they call them hashbrowns and not hashtans. Mushy hashbrowns.......bleah US Open, isn't that where they hit these little balls as far as they can with funny looking sticks and then chase 'em. Tried that once or twice, I'd be better off with a shovel.

How does a vegetarian bake a cake without using eggs or milk? Where do chicken fingers come from? 52.6 pancakes w/syrup.

Apples and oranges do have something in common...........neither one make a good sandwich. Now sliced bananas with cheese and Miracle Whip, thats a good sandwich. Johnny Quest had a cool dog, his name was........SQUIRREL

Oh great, a Alabama egg head.

Wow, brake cleaner makes a great wasp killer.

I thought a gaggle was something used on smart mouth kids to keep them quiet. Of course, I could be wrong.

Glad we could be of assistance to you, always willing to help you know!

I used to have both a banana tree (don't know why they call 'em trees) and an orange tree in my back yard. They both attracted fruit rats and raccoons. Many of the raccoons and rats died soon after eating the fruits from the trees. I just figured that the fruit must have been toxic to them, but it was later diagnosed as lead poisoning. Hmm, go figure.

If a Kentucky Fried Chicken crosses the road while wearing a crossdraw and is in the Baptist Category, does he still have to do the dance? Shouldn't the chicken really be a Churches Fried Chicken and wouldn't all the dancing lead to "other" things........you know........fertilized eggs and all. What time do the cows really come home?

Slow chickens that didn't quite make across the road

Does an Indian Medicene Man wearing a crossdraw still have to do the 170 dance if its already raining?

Hey Buck, sorry about your horse. Can't get there to help ya bury it though.

If you really want the complete fantasy, ride a horse or a horse/mule drawn cart to the next match. Don't worry about a gun cart, that's what the horse is for. Saddlebag on the horse for your ammo. Canteen for your beverage. After the two day (or more) ride, what could be more relaxing than shooting stock guns? Oh, almost forgot, you have to ride the horse home also........you know, for the fantasy to be complete and all. C.S.

To the original poster............I like my guns "slicked" up, so no I do not shoot them as they come in the box. If someone wants to shoot "out of the box" guns, go right ahead, be my guest. Please do not begrudge me for shooting my guns with action jobs, short stroke kits and honed cylinders. As with any piece of equipment I have bought and paid for, I prefer that it operate at it's optimal best. Really doesn't matter if it's a lawnmower, SUV, pair of pliers or a gun............just make it easier to operate and I'm happy. C.S.