Cypress Sun

In the South, that's why they have cold beer and sippin' sacks.

What, no shower curtain and hole in the floor?

Wrong profession.

When told about Cobain's suicide Ted Nugent said "Good, I hope that toxic slut of his does the same thing so that their kid has a chance at life". I never had any like for Cobain but a couple of Nirvana's songs were good.

Neil Young for one. I remember reading something when he killed himself that he wrote that in the suicide note. Don't know why I remember that or if it's correct. Edit - I just looked it up, Cobain wrote that line in the note.

Couldn't find a picture of Cobain. David Spade kinda looks like him...we'll go with that.

This!!!

And now are under investigation for assault. I feel sorry for the good people that are forced by economic/family/employment reasons to live in the cesspool that California has degraded into. https://www.foxnews.com/media/witness-to-sikh-employees-whooping-thief-7-eleven-during-calls-it-courageous-police-launch-probe

Also doubles as a Houston Astros communication signaler.

That's why the dog catcher has to wear so much protection.

As a kid raised in Florida, I loved watching Flipper (tv show) and Sea Hunt. Being so young, I couldn't understand why the dolphins at the beach didn't play with us like on the show. True fact - In the original movie Flipper, they didn't have many special effects, let alone CGI. They actually speared a wild dolphin and beached it so they could save it for the film. The scene in which the dolphin gets speared was real. I didn't learn that until I was in my late 40's...what a disappointing bubble buster that was.

I just couldn't resist...

When's the last time ANYONE wore underwear for surgery?

Klaatu Barada Nikto

Won't work with your shorts, or anything else on. At least, that's what I heard.

If only they had that setting...it'd be so much easier.

Submitted for your consideration...Five Characters in Search of an Exit.

This road is a cull- de- sac and Loreena Bobbit lives in the last house on the left.

I recently saw an article on Carol Burnett. One of the funniest women alive , Mrs. Burnett, is still alive and kicking at 90 years old. Tim Conway wasn't any slouch either.

When you can walk the dog...you will have learned Grasshopper.

I want one! Be great in the foyer area.

Heck, just install a ordering speaker at the mile marker before it, put a drive up window ledge on a window and slap a Starbucks sign on it. It's all about location, location, location.

In his twilight years, he lived in Pinellas Co. Florida. It's still not uncommon to visit restaurants/etc. and see a framed/signed check from Evel on the wall for a dinner or whatnot that he "bought" there. He would write a check for whatever the bill or total came to when it came time to pay. The business owner wouldn't cash the check so they could have Evel's autograph. He knew that many places kept the endorsed check instead of cashing it and that's why he did it. A Cuban sandwich shop that I visit has one on the wall, I'll take a picture next time I'm in there an post it. Some called it being cheap, others called it being smart.

You think she's pissed now, just wait 'til she tries to get the pine sap out of her jeans.

French kids per chance?