Cypress Sun

Yep...that's me...from 1 to 9.

Is his name Hunter by chance?

A tree would help also.

Yep. That was one of the drawbacks of the wing windows of old. Great for giving a breeze to the driver or passenger but diverted wasps/bees in also. I got stung at least twice because of it. Another drawback was that they made it easy for someone to break into your car, although it wasn't all that hard to do anyway. I still wish wing windows were on vehicles though.

Thanks alot...dick.

DON'T be behind this guy at airport security. Trust me on this.

See how well that worked for her! I always try to have a Plan A, Plan B and a SHTF Plan. Having multiple plans have got me this far, so I'll continue it.

Rednecks just go to family reunions to pick up girlfriends/boyfriends. At least, that's what I heard.

Hmm, I must have missed that day in geometry class. In reality, I went to one week of geometry class and never went back. Got away with it too...until the grades came out.

The scarecrow said "The sum of the square roots of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side." Said the same thing, the opposite way.

Isn't that the opposite of what the Scarecrow said?

I always wonder if Gary Busey and Boris Johnson were somehow related.

The pot was probably extra.

Do we have to boycott Munster energy drinks now?

Eye In The Sky...boy that brings back some memories. The sun in your eyes made some of your lies worth believing...what a great line!

Kids do get kidnapped, even within sight of their house. https://www.tampabay.com/news/crime/2023/07/27/jennifer-odom-case-arrest-hernando-county-florida/

....and the plastic bin...NOW WITH BONUS LID!!!

No, he's lawnjohndeering money.

Before the '70's it caused by... 1850 to 1898...The damn Yankees caused them. 1898 to 1914...The Mexicans caused them. 1914 to 1939...The Germans caused them. 1939 to 1945...The Germans, Italians AND the Japanese caused them. 1945 to 1970's...They were all caused by Communism.

They don't taste like chicken...they taste like (mildly) gamey turkey. In 1978 or 79, I went to a "biker" Thanksgiving feast/party in north Clearwater, Fl. The owner had a large parcel of property with a large house, neglected orange groves and fields. They sold it years later and it was developed into an addition to On Top Of The World, a large group of condo's for 65+ retirees. Anyway, there was, and still is, a bunch of peacocks in that area. The Thanksgiving dinner was great, everything you'd normally have a Thanksgiving plus keg beer. The "turkey" tasted a little gamey so I thought that they had gone hunting and harvested a bunch of turkeys. Wrong. When I asked about the "turkey", they said that they simply baited the peacocks and harvested them one by one until they had enough. It should have been obvious because they were giving away male peacock plumes when you got there, but I didn't think about it. I never had peacock after that but I would again if it was presented as they tasted good and I detest peacocks also. They are very destructive birds, especially to vehicles but also to dwelling roofs, air conditioner condensers, windows and a myriad of other things. I also think that it is illegal to harm them in Pinellas Co, but I'm not sure...and I'm not telling if someone does.

Just that much closer to the bottom of the tornado.

And they cut the ground prong off AND plugged it in so that polarity is reversed. Wait, is that a Bud Light in that coolie? That explains it now.

Can't be a teen...no cell phone in it's hand. Looks more like the druggies in Philly, Portland, San Fran or Seattle.