Cypress Sun

You got a whatever that is on the side Steve?

Actually, I think it was about the time that they need to have Old Spice Soap on a Rope.

Must have been one HELLEVA back rub!

Crocodile hunter's wife...Florida style.

Nope, Homeland Security Geiger Counter.

Uhhh, I don't think that's a microphone.

And then it's one eyed fun and games.

The bumper sticker says it all....

If that happened where I live, it would look like a scene out of The Birds...damn flying rats, I mean seagulls.

Just re-date it 2023....BOING....2024 Hopefully there won't be a 2024 to 2025 version of this cartoon.

Hey Kid, long time no see! Hope you are well and healthy. Yeah, the guy seemed okay at first but then did a Jekyll and Hyde. My last words to him (via PM) was "This conversation is over." I thought that I'd warn other perspective sellers about him. He gave me information that he owned a gun store in CA named Davis Gunworx. I looked it up after the nasty PM. Looks like it's a place near Sacramento. After the way he acted, I wouldn't sell him anything or buy anything from him, let alone a firearm. Good to see you alive and kickin Kid. Sun

You all may want to avoid a LEFTY MCDAVIS. He is a "guest" that joined 12/2 and inquired about a shotgun that I have for sale. I noticed that he is out of CA so I told him that my FFL usually doesn't ship to CA but I would check. I checked, he won't do it due to the various hoops he has to go through and the minimal amount of money he makes shipping guns doesn't make it worth his time. I thanked him for his inquiry and thought that was it. Not...below is the exact PM message he sent back. I masked certain words. He has been reported to the mods but his PM still is in my list. Hoops?? What Hoops? Like putting it in a box and taping a shipping label to the front? There are no f**king hoops. He’s just an a**hole who thinks he’s cool cause he doesn’t ship to California. People like that need to go out of business cause their pieces of s**t. In fact what is your FFL’s shop name??

Yeah... Ya might want to find new friends Joey...just sayin'

NORM! Oh, hey Cliff.

Ever try looking through a scope at something 3' away? If you asked this question...I didn't think so.

I was sitting in another room than my gal. She was watching the tv news. Evidently, they had a story about a cat that looks like a lion. She said "There's a cat on here that look's like he's a lion". I said, "Doesn't surprise me, none of them cats tell the truth."

Are you saying they weren't?

Many a man has gone home with a beautiful woman because of alcohol...they just didn't wake up with them though.

I seriously doubt that the mini-van was all wheel or 4-wheel drive. Every one, of that vintage, that I've seen has been FWD. The motor, transmission and brakes are, undoubtably, not going to last long, maybe 10,000 miles, if that. The air deflector/spoiler on top of the van is cute but completely useless but is a testament to redneck ingenuity as is the rest of the vehicle.

Hey, at least the guy used GFI and AFI breakers. I've seen worse, not often though.

Then I guess the buck s***'s here!.

We all know a bear does, pretty sure a deer does also.

Probably wouldn't trip an FPE or Zinsco breaker due to the resistance. Same basic principle as a light bulb or heating element. There would be a entirely new chapter written for the NEC Electrical Code book and PETP (People for the Ethical Treatment of Pickles) would probably protest claiming that pickles are being subjected to electric shock torture....but I don't like pickles, so lets do it!

That must have hurt during the decal heat transfer. I would have tucked my necklace in.