Cypress Sun

"Sorry, we don't have any iced tea available" "So you're telling me that you don't have any water, tea bags or sweetener?" "Probably don't even have grits...now do ya?"

Yeah...his boss is an a**hole though.

I know this is a Meme thread, but that's not what is important right now.

Along the same tubes...

Say nighty night now honey.

Yep, thanks!

NET!

Never mind

Dummy...everyone knows you should use a rope in these situations, not a chain.

I wonder if it takes all day to drive through the puddle.

Actually, the cabbage ones aren't bad if you put mustard on them.

I watched a group of bikers wearing sunglasses only hit a giant herd of Love Bugs while they were doing about 70 on the Suncoast Parkway some years ago. No windscreens, all wearing armless vests patched from Ohio. They pulled over mighty quick.

Yeah...but isn't this why we have trees?

You had to boing, boing, BOING....not that I ever played it.

What? He's got gloves on!

Looks Joe Dirt got another car out of impound.

That would have sucked. Mike Nelson was one of my heroes when I was growing up!

We're gonna need a bigger boat...and some new undies.

Redneck flea and tick control.

I've done the same thing before...no one saw it though, but I still felt like an ass.