Cypress Sun

So far as chronological sequence, I think a 1996 calendar will work also.

That kind of crap really is annoying...I hate it when it gets all wrapped around the Ditch Witch blades.

On occasion, throw it out Tupperware and all when you're afraid to open it!

Fool For The City

Or a sink. I did some electrical work at a middle aged lady's mansion years ago. The plumbers had laid a new sewer line to the street to replace the old terra cotta lines. The General Contractor ordered a "Porta Potty" just for the lady while they were tying in the line with the County. On the day of tie in, I was talking to the GC when she came out of the temp restroom and declared "There's no water to the sink, they put the soap in there but there's no water." I tried not to laugh but I couldn't help it. She didn't think it was funny.

And another!

In honor of all the people sitting in traffic...

Beautiful Loser

I've seen at least two vehicles in the same position as the one in the picture, while humorous, they weren't the best I've witnessed. There used to be a launch site that had a website to view all of the stupid stuff people would do. These are my favorites even though they took place before or after launching. #1 - A guy sitting on an old, wooden dock that deck level was about 4" above the water. Put his skies on, sat on the dock and told the driver to "go for it"...he did. He didn't make it far and when he got out of the water, the wood slivers that stuck out of his buttocks were plain to see. #2 - Didn't even happen at a dock, happened at a small apartment complex I lived at. He had one of those high-top, custom vans, owned a Checkmark speed boat and would park where ever he wanted to regardless of assigned spaces. On occasional weekends, he would hook up the boat trailer to his van at night and park behind a group of cars until morning. One morning I went out to witness him taking off with his boat. Trailer immediately came off the hitch because it wasn't locked down, lower assembly/prop slams the ground. He hears it...stomps the brake....BLAM goes the trailer hitch into the custom painted rear door....he nails the gas....boat motor hits the ground again, SMASH....he stomps the brake again...BLAM goes the trailer hitch into the other custom painted rear door. At this point he stopped and got out cussing up a storm At this point, I was laughing so hard that I went back inside before a fight started. He moved out shortly after but I remember that vividly even though it was 1982 and the entire episode only took about 15 seconds or so.

Hey, kid...Santa Claus is at the front door...why don't you go take a look.

Isn't that why they make edged weapons?

Angel - Jimi Hendrix

How many actually wash their sinks out afterwards? People mainly clean babies after they poop. Gutting, cleaning of fish or any other animal is preferable to baby poop...this I firmly believe. Just kidding of course.

Maybe it's just me but bathing a baby in the kitchen sink is disgusting IMO.

That's exactly why every mall in the US should be required to have a minimum of one bar and one gun store located within the mall. It would make shopping fun...which means she'll never want you to shopping with her again...ever.

Season of the Witch

Believe it or not, it stands for Beast Of Burden.

That must have occurred during the rough-in. Fortunately, at that stage of the game...it's easy to remedy. Later on, not so much. Remedy, educate the person drilling the studs to look on the other side of where you're drilling. Fire the idiot that ran the wire through the riser.

Not for sale.

FDOT had the infinite wisdom to install a traffic info sign over the road on the north side of a southbound overpass. This overpass notoriously usually has traffic stopped directly on the south side of the overpass but you can't see that until you near the crest of the hill. Speed limit is 55 but people are usually doing 70. They look up at the sign that says something like "Distracted driving causes crashes" and then crash into the people stopped dead on the other side of the overpass. It took them a year or so, but they finally moved the sign about 100yds to the south, problem solved...sort of.

Smart ass...how else are ya suppose to see if the damn thing is working...wait till it pops out onto the floor?

"Sorry, we don't have any iced tea available" "So you're telling me that you don't have any water, tea bags or sweetener?" "Probably don't even have grits...now do ya?"

Yeah...his boss is an a**hole though.