Cypress Sun

Expiration dates in the grocery stores!

This is why you never give Yuri Geller a fork set!

That's hilarious....I want one!

Excellent!

It's MY island!

Well, I can honestly admit that I have never heard that song before! Levity, tragedy and subtility all in a song. And now I can smell bananas.

Only once.

I sure as hell didn't need a label maker for that! Ever seen what happens when someone decides to hold a range or dryer receptacle together with metal duct tape....that has a Zinsco breaker....and then plug it in thru the tape? I have three or four times. The results are, shall I say, interesting.

No matter what the manner of death was, it was tragic. She was an incredibly talented singer.

Didn't Mama Cass request that? Ham sandwich if I recall.

I'm one up on ya....they said I was morbidly a beast!

You should be banned for LIFE!!!!!

What.... The guy didn't have a dog?

Must be Mike Tyson's kid.

Ah yes, the ole Flab Bag. Keep a pistol in it and it gives a whole new meaning to "belly gun".

I'm surprised that they still accept $1 bills. I was in a bank lobby recently and saw a gal walk up to the teller with two 4" stack of paper bills held together with rubber bands. One of the people sitting near me told the guy next to him that she was a "*****y" dancer and that was her deposit into her account. Said he knew her from visiting the "club" Been many moons since I've been to a strip club...many, many moons and not those kinds of moons.

Yeah, but do the cuffs match the collar?

Naw, that means an immediate transfer to India.

Whatever it is, they don't appear to have a spray paint can in their hand. Must be using finger paint.

Wait, there was 80's Motivational Music?

As opposed to just blasting a shot off from the balcony.

I may have posted this one previously, if so...enjoy it again...