[Saw a good joke on FB other day]

I heard one the other day that still has me laughing.

 

A granddaughter is at her 98 year old great grandfather's funeral speaking with her great grandmother. The granddaughter asks, "How did grandpa die?" The grandmother said, "He got worked up and had a heart attack." The granddaughter then asked, "What got him so worked up." The grandmother said, "Well, we make love on Sunday mornings and that's when it happened." The granddaughter said, "Grandma, weren't you two a little old for that strenuous activity"? The grandmother said. "Well, that's why we did it on Sunday. We'd wait for church to get out and we'd then move to the rhythm of the bells, slow and steady, in on the ding and out on the dong. She then added, "Your grandfather would have been fine if that damn ice cream truck hadn't driven by".

 

 

JEL 

[People of Cowboy Action Shooting]

SASS Alias: John E. Law

SASS #: 75866

Where you are from: Bradenton, Fl

How long you’ve been Cowboy Action Shooting: 15 years

 

SASS Alias: Shyster's Revenge

SASS #: 100922 (Issued on his day of birth)

How long you’ve been Cowboy Action Shooting: 4 months