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That was cool.

I did not watch the first video, but the second video - where she is canning meat using water bath - that woman is asking for botulism.

I don't, but at that part of the 1812, where they have that amazing percussion session, the French horns should be playing.

One would assume so, but why is the kettle drum the only thing playing?

I guess they had to rewrite that joke when they started putting ketchup in plastic squeeze bottles. Mama is in the kitchen trying to get some ketchup on the meatloaf. So she's banging on the bottom of the bottle. All y'all old folks - y'all remember doing that, right? Doorbell rings and Little Tommy goes to the door, and it's the preacher. He asked if Tommy's Mama is home. "She's out in the kitchen belting the bottle."

U bad? Say it idn't so.

If he was wearing beige colored shorts and t-shirt, I would figure he was dressing as a match for Halloween.

It matters not to me how many "U"s are in humrour. I wasn't talking about humrour. You been drinking Fosters again? That'll rot your brain.

I thought this was how you were supposed to store firewood.

When he started this thread he titled it "Australian humour", and made a point that there was a U in the word.

Don't know about the rest of y'all, but I don't particularly find that last picture humorous. With or without a U.

From wiki Although not identified in the film itself, reviews and press materials have variously stated that the film takes place in either the 41st century[10] or the year 40,000 AD.[11]

Life in these United States, many many years ago. Single mother had to do laundry before going to bed. Would get up early in the morning and take the wet clothes out of the washing machine and put them in the dryer. This way her elementary-school son had dry clothes to go to school in. And she thought doing it this way made her a terrible mother. Comes the PTA meeting, and the boy's teacher shows her something the class had written for Valentine's Day. LOVE IS He said, "Love is putting on warm underwear fresh from the dryer every morning". If I wanted that merged with this, I would have put it here to begin with.