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https://www.amazon.com/Hatori-Flashlight-Battery-Powered-Emergency-Flashlights/dp/B072JGQ9R5?pd_rd_w=0JF2s&content-id=amzn1.sym.b854a5c2-4475-41f8-a6d4-df92b2868104&pf_rd_p=b854a5c2-4475-41f8-a6d4-df92b2868104&pf_rd_r=98YQY2WC8X9RE50KEJDX&pd_rd_wg=kWIkJ&pd_rd_r=d6e4c84c-46b4-4fce-bd4c-4233aa5ddc13&pd_rd_i=B072JGQ9R5&psc=1&ref_=pd_basp_m_rpt_ba_s_3_sc Amazon says I bought this three times, so that means 12. It's one triple A. They claim it's 150 lumens. I stood in the middle of the street, and I could clearly see my front door. That's 30 to 40 ft. And there's a little push button on the butt. Push it the light comes on, push it again and the light goes off. Wonderful light.

I was watching outtakes of some movie she was in with Red Skelton. She reached down and was fondling his kneecap, and said, "If this wasn't your knee, I'd marry you".

Wash the sink afterwards. I used to clean fish in the sink, and that I believe is nastier than washing a baby. Unless the baby poops.

I had no desire to see John wick, until I saw this YouTube video.

Well this is in California. I understand you got to make your ARs look real funky before they're allowed.

I have this light. 10,000 lumens. 12 volts. Bright as hell. You push the button and you get this 10,000 lumen light. You push the button again, expecting it to go off, and it goes down to 5,000 lumens. You push the button again, hoping that it will now go off, and it becomes a strobe. I guess I should consider myself lucky it only has those three light patterns, and doesn't also have different colored lights. But if I turn the light on and I wish to turn it off I got to push the button three more times. Do people like that? I have a little pocket flashlight. Well, actually I've got a couple of dozen of them. Because they are so neat, and so inexpensive, that I just keep buying them and sticking them here and there and everywhere. And when you push the button the light comes on and when you push the button again the light goes off. Boy that's nice. I got an ad in my email this morning for a rechargeable pocket flashlight, that has a high beam and a low beam and a strobe. Why? The other day I was trying to do something and I didn't want to disturb anybody, so I had my little pocket flashlight kept in my hand, and it was on but barely any light was creeping out through my fingers. Let me see what I was doing without disturbing anyone. The equivalent of turning this 500 lumen light into a 50 lumen light, without adding a separate switch. And in all the years I've had that bright light, I have never felt a need for the strobe. Logic says that the idiots that make flashlights put all these features in them because either the customers want them, or the idiots think the customers want them. So do you want multi features in your flashlight? Or do you just want it to turn on and off and make light?

I was watching a stand-up one time, and in his routine he was talking about the different way that black people and white people dance. He said white people go out on the dance floor, and they start to dance. But black people dance out onto the dance floor. This is a scene from Michael. John Revolting is the archangel Michael, and every woman that sees him wants him. So he's in a bar and he goes to dance with these two ladies, and all the women in the bar join the dance. And they dance on to the floor. They don't walk out there and start dancing. They're dancing when they first get out there. I just thought that was neat. Also this turns into a really cool bar fight.

Sub Deacon Joe, you going to have your wife crochet you a forearm for your AR?

I'm not sure what I find more impressive. Hip shooting the birds and hitting them both. Or throwing them birds up in the air with her foot while wearing a long tight skirt.

It's a great story. Urban legend, but it's a great story. She was made an honorary lieutenant colonel (see the oak leaves, not eagles) in the Green Beret. And according to her sister she had no nursing experience, let alone being a surgical nurse. She was not in the Army reserve.