Birdgun Quail, SASS #63663
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So your lovely wife will be waiting on you “hand and FOOT”!!!
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I’ve lost track—again.
What are we supposed to grump about today?
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Dag-nab-it!!
There are some days it’s just too hard to work up a good grump and today just seems to be one of those days!DAG-NAB-IT!!!
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24 minutes ago, Forty Rod SASS 3935 said:
Living where you do I'm surprised you even know what snow is.
Oh Forty, I know what snow is...I've lived in W. Germany, S. Korea, California, Oklahoma, Texas, North Dakota, New York, Kansas, North Carolina, and Alabama. One of the reasons I moved here is that it rarely snows. I hate snow.
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I hate snow.
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I'm feeling so grumpy right now I think I'll pull my own finger. .
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A dog's prayer.
Dear God: Are there dogs on other planets or are we alone? I have been howling at the moon and stars for a long time, but all I ever hear back is the beagle across the street!
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23 hours ago, Cheyenne Ranger, 48747L said:
I was there. It was Bastille Day 2018. Had a good laugh.
Here's the pics I took that day. I not sure, but it looks like my third photo was cropped and used in your post.
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Oops! Sorry. Wrong thread. But it's a dog! By golly!!
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Just for today, April 1st
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Found on Facebook:An old tired-looking dog wanders into a guy's yard. He examines the dog's collar and feels his well-fed belly and knows the dog has a home.The dog follows him into the house, goes down the hall, jumps on the couch, gets comfortable and falls asleep. The man thinks its rather odd, but lets him sleep. After about an hour the dog wakes up, walks to the door and the guy lets him out. The dog wags his tale and leaves.The next day the dog comes back and scratches at the door. The guy opens the door, the dog comes in, goes down the hall, jumps on the couch, gets comfortable and falls asleep again. The man lets him sleep. After about an hour the dog wakes up, walks to the door and the guy lets him out. The dog wags his tale and leaves.This goes on for days. The guy grows really curious, so he pins a note on the dog's collar: "Your dog has been taking a nap at my house every day."The next day the dog arrives with another note pinned to his collar: "He lives in a home with four children -- he's trying to catch up on his sleep. Can I come with him tomorrow?'
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9 minutes ago, Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 said:
What does it smell like, Slim???
OMG, CHARLIE! YOU HAVE COVID-19!! ONE OF THE FIRST SYMPTOMS IS LOSS OF SMELL!!
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An Aesop's Fable
The Dog, the Cock, and the Fox
A dog and a cock having struck up an acquaintance went out on their travels together. Nightfall found them in a forest, so the cock, flying up on a tree, perched among the branches, while the dog dozed below at the foot. As the night passed away and the day dawned, the cock, according to his custom, set up a shrill crowing.
A fox, hearing him and thinking to make a meal of him, came and stood under the tree and thus addressed him: "Thou art a good little bird and most useful to thy fellow creatures. Come down, then, that we may sing and rejoice together."
The cock replied; "Go, my good friend, to the foot of the tree, and call the church elders to toll the bell." But as the Fox went to call them, the dog jumped out in a moment, seized the fox, and made an end of him.
They who lay traps for others are often caught by their own bait.
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Just a few moments ago, I was sitting on our back patio enjoying a desert summer rain. The smell of the rain on the desert breeze was heavenly. Folks, y'all need to experience a delightful desert rain at least once in your life.
Then all of a sudden, Sally, our killer Yorkie, started raising a hell of a ruckus. Ol' Wiley Coyote came wandering into the natural area just over our back fence. Ol' Wiley didn't even care about Sally's objections. In fact, while "Killer" was cussing out the coyote, Wiley took a pee on the bush.
Wish I'd taken a video. Was too much fun!
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Here is my Lizzie. This girl was the sweetest, loving, and most wanting to please dog that I have ever had. She was a good bird dog. Lizzie is waiting at Rainbow Bridge for me.
This is my Sally. She is probably the most intelligent dog I've ever had. She is a scamp! And, she's afraid of nothing! Sally (Killer) has the heart of a lion. But according to Sally, all human beings were placed here by God to be her friend.
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Funny Photos - add some.
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