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That reminds me of a co-worker. Her phone ring was a quote from Dirty Harry. LOLOLOL!

 

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Is Lobo Joe from AZ? If so, I met him once and thought he was a great guy. 

 

I just saw the answer to my question. RIP Joe. Glad I met you!

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12 hours ago, J-BAR #18287 said:

My grandson and his service dog had a play date with a neighbor’s retriever, the bigger pup on the left.  Looks like everyone enjoyed themselves!

 

 

I used to take my Collie down to the neighbors for play dates with her Aussies. It sure was fun to watch them chase each other.

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26 minutes ago, Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 said:

I laughed; but, it's not funny!

 

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Tongue in cheek response follows.

5 hours ago, Sedalia Dave said:

 

 

 

I went to my Retinal Ophthalmologist today. I told him I thought I had floaters as I was always turning my head to see who was creeping by my window. I'm relieved to know I do have a large floater in one eye. Whew! It wasn't ghosts! I also found out I have dry eyes. How does one know this? Anyway, I got some drops. What a difference knowing and doing these small things makes.

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4 minutes ago, Blackwater 53393 said:

 

She musta' been cat person!!    

She was a "no pets" person. Everything was about her or her children.

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14 hours ago, Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 said:

I worked for a man who married a gold digger. I knew she was a GD for a fact. Long story made short, somehow all of her BFs bought her clothes. First thing she did when getting to work was fix her manicure... We both worked for him. I knew a thing or two because I saw and heard a thing or two. 

 

After he bought her clothes and got her to marry him, she made him get rid of his dog. Then, she divorced him. 

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I tried to access my album from the link in the OP. It wouldn't let me. I tried changing the album to public. It still didn't work then either. If you go to FB first you can access it.

 

My album is mostly people I know or those who friends have requested that I add

 

PS Thank you for starting this thread!

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Was it something I wrote? 

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5 hours ago, Perro Del Diablo said:

Newest thing in "cones of shame."

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This is such a heartwarming story.  It is all on one page; but will take time to read. Please note the last few photos with the name for their rescue project. 

https://explore.faqtoids.com/mom-believes-foster-dog-is-pregnant-with-30-puppies-until-vet-shows-them-the-x-ray-updated/65?utm_subid=4531854&utm_adset=1171805&utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=amwfb&utm_campaign=804708&utm_referrer=core002&fbclid=IwAR2J3i2fChdYHxvB9SIy5rQdS7oBCFf-pNc3x4A2_Wc8JITGpprJTGq2YpM

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I had a Smooth Collie. "Just think, it won't shed much," I told Hubby. I was WRONG. He was like a Husky with a thick undercoat.

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10 hours ago, Sixgun Shorty, SASS #35717 Life said:

Wow! great stuff and great memories!

SASS was a everything to Me for many years, ,till age and body wore out!

Great post! THANKS FOR THE MEMORIES!

I haven't even looked at the Wire in years, so this was big fun...My old Pard Yakima Kid contacted me and am really enjoying the wire!

To all My Old Pards That still remember Me, Hope you are all well and doing great!

I miss every one of you! Best years of my Life!

Keep on 'Keepin' On!

Yer Pard,

Sixgun Shorty

#35717

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15 hours ago, Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 said:

She shed.

I've also heard "Lady Lair" and "Cougar Cave."

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23 hours ago, Dirty Dog Doug said:

 

SASS Wire, the Old Days! 

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4 hours ago, Dirty Dog Doug said:

I lived in FairOaks in the 1980s  it was true then tooooo 

We lived in Sacramento from 1973 to 2008 with no change from the joke. Then, we moved to Amador county and I have or do none of the following:

• Wrangler jeans two sizes too small (that I would wear)
• NASCAR shirt (I do have a personalized NHRA Mopar jacket)
• tattoos
• bleah Coors Light
• maybe Hank Williams, Jr.
• not telling if I can spit over 5 feet (never tried)
• don't know a mullet-haired Ken (Hubby never had a mullet and his name isn't Ken)
• would never get drunk 
• have no bumper stickers
• only drive the pickup truck when I go to annual shooting matches

Excuse me if this isn't grammatically correct as I'm trying to commune with my inner Amador Barbie.

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8 hours ago, Dirty Dog Doug said:

it is a joke but parts of this are soo true 

Some things never change. I saved it to my PC in 2009.

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A post on the memes thread reminded me of this. I thought you'd find it funny.

Sacramento Barbie:

This princess Barbie is only sold Nordstrom or the Pavilions. She comes with an assortment of Kate Spade handbags, a Lexus SUV, a long-haired foreign dog named Honey, and a cookie-cutter house. Available with or without tummy tuck and face lift. Workaholic Ken sold only in conjunction with "augmented" version.

Folsom Barbie:
This modern-day homemaker Barbie is available with Ford Windstar minivan and matching gym outfit. She gets lost easily and has no full time occupation or secondary education. Traffic-jamming cell phone sold separately.

West Sac Barbie:
This recently paroled former "Porn Actress" Barbie comes with a 9mm handgun, a Ray Lewis knife, a Chevy with dark tinted windows, and a methlab kit. This model is only available after dark and can only be paid for in cash. Preferably in small, untraceable bills. Unless you are a cop, then we don't know what you are talking about.

East Sac Barbie:
This yuppie Barbie comes with your choice of BMW convertible or Volvo wagon.. Included are a Starbucks travel cup, credit cards, French pedicure and exclusive gym membership. Also available for this set are Real Estate Magnate Ken and Private School Skipper. You won't be able to afford any of them.

Amador County Barbie:
This pale model comes dressed in her own Wrangler jeans two sizes too small, a NASCAR shirt, and Tweety Bird tattoo on her shoulder. She has a six-pack of Coors Light and a Hank Williams, Jr. CD set. She can spit over 5 feet and kick mullet-haired Ken's ass when she is drunk. Purchase her pickup truck separately and get a confederate flag bumper sticker absolutely free.

Granite Bay Barbie:
This collagen injected, rhinoplastic Barbie wears a leopard print bikini, Jimmy Choo slides and drinks cosmopolitans while entertaining friends at her custom, 12,000 sq. ft. house. Shallow Ken can be found in the cabana making out with Jail Bait Skipper. Percocet prescription recommended.

Rio Linda Barbie:
This tobacco chewing, brassy-haired Barbie has a pair of her own high-heeled sandals with one broken heel from the time she chased Beer-Gut Ken out of Elverta Barbie's house. Her ensemble includes low-rise acid-washed jeans, fake fingernails, and a see-through halter top. Also available with a mobile home.


Davis Barbie:
This doll is made of actual tofu. She has long straight brown hair, archless feet, hairy armpits, no makeup, and Birkenstocks with white socks. She prefers that you call her "Willow". She does not want or need a Ken doll, but if you purchase two Davis Barbie's and the optional Subaru wagon, you get a rainbow flag sticker free.

South Sac Barbie:
This Barbie now comes with a stroller and infant doll. Optional accessories include a GED and bus pass. Gangsta Ken and his '79 Caddy were available, but are now very difficult to find since the addition of the infant.

Rancho Murieta Barbie:
With frosted blonde hair and a French manicure, she's perfect in every way. We don't know who Ken is because he's always away hunting or golfing.

San Francisco Barbie/Ken:
This versatile doll can be easily converted from Barbie to Ken by simply adding or subtracting the multiple "snap-on" parts.

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9 minutes ago, Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 said:

Looks like Fiddletown Road, only straight.

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10 hours ago, Perro Del Diablo said:

Uh oh! That dog probably learned to respect "small angry dogs."

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1 hour ago, Alpo said:

Apparently all of you recognize that redhead. Who is she?

joy behar of the view (never capitalize jerks on that show's names)

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9 hours ago, Perro Del Diablo said:

This reminds me of when I had four kittens crawling all over me. 

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43 minutes ago, Ramblin Gambler said:

 

I may look and be in my 40s, but I'm really only 12.

I may look and be in my ??s, but I'm really only ??.

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4 hours ago, Subdeacon Joe said:

 

Excuse me while I ...

 

OOPs, I forgot Pat's rules for posting here.

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LOL! John, your post reminds me of a match where I signed up as a 49er and the Scorer thought it was a mistake and put me as Traditional. If Traditional was a category, you know that was a few years ago.