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    Tom Smashes his Balls

    in SASS Wire Saloon

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    2 hours ago, Come On Christmas said:

    I smash my 44 caliber more or less pure LEAD balls on the concrete sidewalk in front of my house for all the neighbors to see.

     

    I SMASH MY BALLS flat impressing the natural rough texture of the concrete that caused us all scrapes on our elbows and knees when we were young.

     

    Even now you could experience this falling off your motorcycle in da street.

     

    Make sure you smash your balls on the concrete on both sides to give them texture to grip your flints.

     

    On my 50 caliber pistol I use 1/4 of a disk.  In my pistols mate 50 caliber rifle I use 1/2 a piece of my SMASHED BALLS.  
     

    I bought some flint from around a Polish Castle as the pieces were too small for weapons back in the day and they were cast on the ground around the castle.  Apparently quite a few over time.

     

    I live close to DFW airport.  I talked to the lady selling the flints as she was in the country.  She wanted to meet me at the airport until I toad her I was married.  Que Sarah Sarah.

     

    Your smashed balls will not become BALLS OF FIRE when you shoot your pistol . . .  Or rifle.

     

    Have fun Smashing your balls on the concrete sidewalk in front ‘cho house.

     

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    Your not into leather?

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    Carbine hopeful

    in SASS Wire Saloon

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    Friend of mine did exactly that. He had a 32" sharps, I couldn't hold it up to shoot it was so front heavy. We were at Guns of august and one of the vendors had a short barreled sharps on display. It was so nice he went home cut the barrel off with a hack saw, recut the dove tail with a file. Real sweet handling rifle after that.

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    Motorcycles

    in SASS Wire Saloon

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    On 2/16/2024 at 11:19 PM, Alpo said:

    Chrome won't get you home, but it might get you laid.

    Buddy of mine had a chrome plated .45. He would say "chrome will get you home, in certain neighborhoods"

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