Crooked River Pete, SASS 43485
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Don't know if it's already been posted, cause I didn't read them all , but saw one today that made me laugh.
Colonel Knowledge
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12 minutes ago, Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 said:
"Paradise" to "Hell" looks to be a quicker trip; ........ it's all downhill ......
Well "Hell" is in the lower peninsula and "Paradise" is in the upper peninsula, so I think you are correct. Also did you know there is a toll involved? Both ways!
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2 hours ago, Alpo said:
And that road runs both ways.
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41 minutes ago, Forty Rod SASS 3935 said:
I had one of those.....
.....decals on the hood of my 1870 1/2 Firebird Formula 400
You had an 1870 firebird? You should drive that to a shoot, period correct and all.
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7 hours ago, Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 said:
Universities are places of great knowledge, Every one brings a little with them and leaves it there.
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52 minutes ago, Buckshot Bob said:
Lazy?
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3 minutes ago, Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 said:
I just wish they'd use a standard size. My F150 is something like 20mm, whatever it is it was hard to find. people just use next size bigger.
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6 minutes ago, Buckshot Bob said:
Australia?
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A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye....It reads:
SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
10 MILES
He thinks this is a figment of his imagination and drives on without second thought....Soon he sees another sign which reads:
SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
5 MILES
Suddenly he begins to realize that these signs are for real and drives past a third sign saying:
SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
NEXT RIGHT
His curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the drive. On the far side of the parking lot is a stone building with a small sign next to the door reading:
SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
He climbs the steps and rings the bell. The door is answered by a nun in a long black habit who asks, "What may we do for you my son?"
He answers, "I saw your signs along the highway and was interested in possibly doing business...."
"Very well my son. Please follow me." He is led through many winding passages and is soon quite disoriented. The nun stops at a closed door and tells the man, "Please knock on this door."
He does so and another nun in a long habit, holding a tin cup answers the door.... This nun instructs, "Please place $100 in the cup then go through the large wooden door at the end of the hallway."
He puts $100 in the cup, eagerly trots down the hall and slips through the door pulling it shut behind him. The door locks, and he finds himself back in the parking lot facing another sign:
GO IN PEACE.
YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SCREWED BY THE SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS. SERVES YOU RIGHT, YOU SINNER-
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What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife?
45 poundsWhat's the difference between a boyfriend and husband?
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life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.
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Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants.
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