LawMan Mark, SASS #57095L

I'm not saying he's stupid.. but he would have to study to be a half-wit.

On the way home from a party, a wife said to her middle aged husband: "Have I ever told you how sexy and irresistible to women you are?" "I don't believe you have dear," he replied flattered. "Then what the hell gave you that idea at the party?"

I laughed a little too hard at this...

She's got such a narrow mind, when she walks fast her earrings bang together...

If you think this post is confusing, you should sea mine.

Been there. Around 1990

A couple was walking on the beach at sunset. Filled with the moment, he turned and asked "did you ever imagine in your wildest dreams that we would be here together?" To which she replied, "you're not in my wildest dreams."

Relationship tip for men: Tighten the lids on all jars in the house. She’ll have to speak to you eventually.

Be careful. I got a history of breaking up those parties.