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LawMan Mark, SASS #57095L

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  1. Got to be an Italian import for that, made in Fra gi le!
  2. I'm buying the wife a wooden leg for Christmas. It's not her main present; it's just a stocking stuffer.
  3. Chocolate Gravy 3/4 cup granulated white sugar 1/4 cup cocoa powder 3 Tablespoons self rising flour 2 cups milk 2 tablespoons vanilla extract 2 tablespoons butter Mix the first three ingredients either by sifting or whisking in a bowl until no lumps remain. Add milk and stir until smooth and fully incorporated. Transfer to a saucepan and heat over medium heat, stirring frequently, until desired thickened consistency is achieved, usually 7 to 10 minutes. Remove from heat, mix in butter and vanilla. Serve warm over biscuits, waffles, pancakes, toast or what ever your heart desires.
  4. A doctor on TV said that in order to have inner peace in our lives this time of year, we should always finish things that we start. Since we all could use more calm in our lives, I looked around my house to find things I'd started & hadn't finished. I finished a bottle of Crown Royal, a bottle of Bim Beam, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of wum, tha mainder of Valiuminun scriptins, an a boxa choclutz. Yu has no idr how fablus I feel rite now. Sned this to all ur frenz who need inner piss. An telum u luvum.
  5. Had a horse hit by a semi and ended up dead in the median. Summertime. By 10 am, the horse was swelling up. Got two calls there was a horse delivering a foal in the median. No, he ain't having a foal. I'm sure.
  6. Very sorry to say that Two Ponies passed away September 28th. To say he led an interesting life would be an understatement. Two Ponies Obituary He will be missed.
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