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Subdeacon Joe

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  1. Unable To Compete With Reality, Babylon Bee Founder Starts Real News Site
  2. I don't seem to have a problem from my Galaxy S7. I did have an issue with sending emails, especially with attachments, a few days ago. I had turned on a power saver setting that seemed to limit my ability to send them. Maybe check all your settings.
  3. I bet a touch of curry powder would go well in those. Thanks for the links.
  4. I'm very sorry to hear that, Bob. Thank you for taking the time from your tribulations to give us an update. Even though you say the diagnosis is "very bad," I am somewhat relieved - with as long as it has been I was fearing the worst. As the saying goes, while there is life, there is hope. O Lord Jesus Christ our God, Who did patiently endure the scourging and wounding of Your most holy Body, that You might save the souls and bodies of Your people, look graciously, we beseech You, upon the suffering body of Your servant, Carol, and give her strength to endure patiently whatsoever You shall see fit to lay upon her. Bless the means employed for the working out of her cure, granting that she may so endure her sufferings in the flesh that the wounding of her body may be to avail for the correcting and salvation of her soul, for Yours it is to show mercy and to save, O Christ our God; and to You do we send up Glory, as to Your Eternal Father and Your All‑Holy, Good and Life‑creating Spirit, both now and ever, and to the ages of ages. Amen. May God grant her swift and complete healing of every malady, and give both of you the strength to endure this trial.
  5. Something I ran across on Facebook. Don't recall the name of the custom shop.
  6. https://newsthump.com/2016/04/09/none-harmed-after-imperial-stormtrooper-goes-on-two-hour-mass-shooting-rampage/ Reports are coming in of a mass shooting incident featuring an Imperial Stormtrooper in which nobody has been harmed. Reports from a military base on Coruscant suggest the stormtrooper began his rampage by opening fire into the crowded commissary building, missing everyone, before moving on to firing wildly at a massed formation of troopers, once again causing no injuries. Fellow troopers are understood to have returned fire on the shooter, with little effect. Upon hearing the news, loved ones of fellow troopers rushed to the scene of the shooting as it was definitely the safest place to be.
  7. A commentary on it. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7857415/PIERS-MORGAN-Ricky-Gervais-delivered-glorious-kick-Hollywoods-virtue-signalling-hypocrites.html
  8. Forgiveness is not forgetting. Forgiving is taking away the power of another's actions to damage you. See https://www.timesofisrael.com/video-of-holocaust-survivor-forgiving-mengele-goes-viral/
  9. An airline pilot with poor eyesight had managed to pass his periodic vision exams by memorizing the eye charts beforehand. One year, though, his doctor used a new chart that the pilot had never before seen. The pilot proceeded to recite the old chart and the doctor realized that he'd been hoodwinked. Well, the pilot proved to be nearly blind as a bat. But the doctor could not contain his curiosity. "How is it that someone with your eyesight can manage to pilot a plane at all? I mean, how for example, do you taxi the plane out to the runway?" "Well," says the pilot, "it's really not very hard. All you have to do is follow the instructions of the ground controller over the radio. And besides, the landmarks have all become quite familiar to me over the years." "I can understand that," replies the doctor. "But what about the take-off?" "Again, a simple procedure. I just aim the plane down the runway, go to full throttle, pull back on the stick, and off we go!" "But once you're aloft?" "Oh, everything's fully automated these days. The flight computer knows our destination, and all I have to do is hit the autopilot and the plane pretty much flies itself." "But I still don't see how you land!" "Oh, that's the easiest part of all. All I do is use the airport's radio beacon to get us on the proper glide path. Then I just throttle down and wait for the co-pilot to yell, 'AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!' pull the nose up, and the plane lands just fine.
  10. A tough position to be in. If they were repenetent of their sins, it would be within the realm of reason to forgive them. Celebrate their deaths, but still forgive them. This is harder - two abusers who not only refuse to repent, but are proud of their actions. First let's get some definitions. Forgiveness is not forgetting. It is not approval. It is not acceptance. It is putting aside your own feelings of a need for vengeance and allowing God to be the final word. And, as is pointed out in several places in Scripture, God forgives us in the same measure as we forgive others. If we look at the letter St. Paul wrote to St. Timothy we see: " Alexander the coppersmith did me much evil: the Lord reward him according to his works." We can paraphrase that with the famous saying from Maude, "God'll get you for that." As hard as it is, pray that you are given the strength to forgive.
  11. Eats BACON, whom he met on GRINDR, was found out when BACON was reported missing after not showing up for BREAKFAST with family on Christmas. Accused cannibal eats part of Grindr date hanging from his ceiling, Michigan cops say And it ISN'T from The Onion or Babylon Bee! Too weird for even them to make up.
  12. A week? This morning at the latest.
  13. It might just be my imagination, but some of them seem to look VERY uncomfortable with some of his comments.
  14. As you say, every little bit helps. The moisture slows it down a bit. I'm happy to see that California has sent some assistance to you. After all, Australia has helped us many times. From the Tubbs Fire in 2017. Among the first to arrive and last to leave.
  15. We hadn't known much about poodles - especially toy poodles - until we inherited April. Seems they are wicked smart, loyal to a fault, very territorial but friendly, and adventurous. Her late owner had wanted an old-lady purse dog. Once we got it through her head that it was OK for her to be a DAWG she really started to blossom and really enjoys challenges.
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