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    You're next!

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    :ph34r:  

    Get this!  These people; the tech giants, leftist politicians and educators, entertainment folks, want you gone.  They want to destroy you and your way of life, your beliefs and values, your Nation.  They will not stop.  Every little change they force on society is a victory.  They never lose.  They just have to wait a little longer for the next conquest.  You'll die soon.  They've already indoctrinated the future generations.

    We have too many who still think they are dealing with decent people who have different ideas.  These are not people with whom you can compromise or reach a mutual understanding.  This is the death struggle for our way of life.

    Understand that.  Get serious

     

     

    Fact, that.....

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    Friday Humor - jump in and add some

    in SASS Wire Saloon

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    :ph34r:   Laughter courtesy of Death Valley Rose....

     

     

     snowed last night...

    8:00 am: I made a snowman.

    8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.

    8:15 - So, I made a snow woman.

    8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest, saying it objectified snow women everywhere.

    8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit, and said it should have been two snow men instead.

    8:22 - The transgender man... woman...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.

    8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose since veggies are food and not used to decorate snow figures.

    8:28 - I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white.

    8:31 - The middle eastern guy across the road demanded the snow woman be covered up.

    8:40 - The police arrived, saying someone had been offended.

    8:42 - The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.

    8:43 - The council of equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.

    8:45 - A TV news crew  showed up. I was asked if I knew the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied "Snowballs", and I am now called a sexist.

    9:00 - I was on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe, sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.

    9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services.

    9:29 - Far left/right protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding for me to be arrested.

    By noon, all the snow had melted

    Moral:  There is no moral to this story.
     It is exactly what we have become.....all caused by Snowflakes.

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    The little things that make one happy

    in SASS Wire Saloon

    Posted · Edited by Bad Bascomb, SASS # 47,494

    :ph34r:  Our family got together for our belated Christmas dinner and gift exchange.  New grand-daughter-in-law, new GREAT grand daughter,

    everyone well and recovered from covid (hence the postponement) and my kids gave me a Holosun green dot pistol sight.

    All very satisfying.

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    EOT Stories, Let’s Hear Them

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    :ph34r:  Year was 2012 and Goode and I were eating a great lunch and enjoying one of those HUGE sarsaparillas in the center of town.  Table space was sparse, with lots of others eating also, and enjoying the shade of the canopy.  A nice couple asked if they could join us and we enjoyed their company.  During the conversation, the lady

    mentioned they liked everything except the humidity level.

    Now, we live in mostly single-digit humidity in the Western Mojave Desert at 2250 feet elevation, and thought Founders Ranch was HUMID!  And I was just about to mention how we were struggling with the thickness of the air when she said they were from Louisiana and their skin was drying out, lips and cuticles cracking, nostrils bleeding and they were experiencing difficulty sleeping.

    Glad to have been a bit slow to speak that time.......:D

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

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    SASS Plinker Class

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    :ph34r:  Our club, Robber's Roost Vigilantes, has for years offered the IWIW22A category (I wish I was 22 again).  Same rules as for buckaroos; KD's need only be hit, needn't go down.  That said, we have KD's which can be calibrated such that they WILL go down with a .22 hit. 

    Any SASS legal shotgun allowed.

    I tried it ouit last Saturday and learned that:  1- It ISN'T as fast as using your center fire main-match guns; 2- Lever/trigger timing is very different; 3- It's still fun, and you can still MISS......:o

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    Alamo historically insignificant and racist.

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    :ph34r:  So this dipdunk is the head of the Hysterical Society.......... :wacko: The good citizens should hound him out of his position, just like the opposition would (has) done to any conservative instructor voicing an opinion.  Precedent exists throughout Academia in the recent past. 

    My physics instructor reminded us that pendulums swing both ways.

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