Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474

OH! HOW I CAN RELATE!

Sounds like a plan. I'll bring some Moose Head beer, Beefeater Gin, Bacardi 8 Year Old Rum, Canadian Club and Grey Goose Vodka. We meet where and when, so we can descend on him like the Mongol Hordes! Hungry Mongol Hordes! (Do we camp out on his lawn?)

I dunno. At this rate he soon won't have anything to GRUMP about. Now get off my lawn!

Missed the above posted elsewhere.

There were a lot of really great ones: WWII, drill instruction, (I think at RCAF Rockcliffe my Father claimed) A newly enlisted airman was called on to give the drill commands. The airman puts the draft at attention, left face and into forward march. As the draft was getting farther and farther away, the Flight Sergeant, Drill Instructor, says: "Well For God's Sake, say something, even if it's just Good-Bye!

In case anyone forgot:

No, it was made for duck hunters. Hunters of really BIG Green Headed Mallards.