Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474

For those who are still working, a reminder: As for me, I only set the clocks so I know when Blue Bloods comes on.

An ALPO.

But get Hatfield to do the dishes you've left in the sink!

Hold on there Gateway!! Isn't the Tenderfoot supposed to buy!?!?!?

Sump pump(s)

We had one fool win her Darwin Award near my place a couple of years ago: She was first in the line at a STOP light where it controlled the crossing at an 80KPH (50 MPH), looking down at her I-Phone. We surmise her foot wasn't fully on the brake, the car crept forward, just fast enough to have a meeting engagement with a dump truck proceeding on the GREEN light he had. Truck was empty and trying to slow down, when it hit the passenger side of the car but it still messed her up pretty badly.