Jabez Cowboy,SASS # 50129

Well Where is all da Grumps, hiding ??? Oh waiting lurking da bag a young'un... Coffee and Grass ,,, And room in da Bunkhouse ... Jabez Cowboy

Well that's pretty special, 46 years ,,,, she don't look a day over 45 years old ,,,, You on the other hand ! Have a special day , and give her a hug from me and one from the Missus ... Are ya coming out to the ranch to shoot with us in da hills ... Jabez Cowboy trying ta be grumpy bout now ...

Today is when I need to know if you is taking me up of the offer of my paying for ya ta shoot this week-end ... Well ya Southern Grumps ,,,, What say Ye ... Coffee and Grass ,you deside which is fer Ya ..... Jabez Cowboy

Is Cracked Rye not also a fitting handle ??? Well now he will really fit in ... Jabez Cowboy

Well my Boss and I spear-headed a 9 mile highway clean-up effort to help raise funds for our next project in Northern Uganda ... So we picked trash for the better part of the day with 11 others covering both sides of the road.... Really sore and Grumpy Now .... Make yer own Coffee ... Jabez Cowboy

Grey Beard; Good to see ya rolled out of Hibernation, how's da Boss ??? Ya coming to Cactus Flats ??? Coffee fer da Grumps, got my own Nurse home today to keep me on the straight an narrow,,,, best be on good behavior ... Jabez Cowboy

Good ta see some of Ya is still a kicken... Jabez Cowboy

Soda is mostly ta Drink ,,,, Ya could get a Pop in da eye ,,,, or ya could just Drink it... Round here Coke is a Brown Liquid Ya drink ,,, not so in other locals ... Bread is best eaten warm from your oven ,,,, and Not something Ya give da Dealer fer some Coke... Round Here the Dealer is the guy who's turn it is to shuffle the Cards... Cards are used to play games with ,,, Not some disrespectful punk acting out ... Cows produce Milk or we Eat them ,,,, think big tender juicy steaks ... Cowboys may or may not be wearing boots ,,,,,,,,, depends on where he is ... Guns are both fun to use and useful tools to get the job done ... Jabez Cowboy

I am re-stating my offer of a free shoot entry for the first two USA Grumps that will come and have fun shooting in Medicine Hat Alberta this May 20-22 ... Your free entry includes Sat. supper ... Well any takers ,,, Let me know ASP. Coffee and Fresh warm bread from da oven fer da Grumps, an new grass for da steads ... Jabez Cowboy

WELL NOZ; Howdy to Ya Seems that Ya has about met the requirements of this group,,,,,,,,,,,, except da slogan... Now Get often da Lawn !!! Jabez Cowboy

The Russians offer us the use of their Water Bombers and our PM ,refuses then runs off on a holiday to DC... Bringing is mommy along to hold his hand ... Plus his two nannies and kids , wife and who knows what friends on OUR dime ... Jabez Cowboy

80,000 people Forced out of their homes by Fire up here in Alberta ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, makes me very GRUMPY... Prayers and Good wishes headed up for all those affected ... Jabez Cowboy

Three Wild Fires burning here in Alberta ........... Grumpy Doesn't begin to describe it ........ Jabez Cowboy

Ya weren't too Grumpy when we sat at the same table for Lunch at Winter Range ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Just very busy... Jabez Cowboy

The lesser Edumcated Folks call Bearsign ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Donuts.... Need I explain the proper use off Coffee ??? Well at least ya is keeping Me grumpy ... Come to Canada this May the first two grumps that will come up from the USA to shoot on the "May Long" 21 -22 at our CAS , "Catus Flats" with the Rocky Mountain Rangers 4 Troop I will pay your entry fee ... That includes Sat. night dinner ... Jabez Cowboy

Howdy All: Coffee and Bearsign fer all the Grumps ... Jabez Cowboy

Winchester M-24, Stevens 311 made in the USA ... Jabez Cowboy

... I have beaten a fellow shooter on 7 of 10 stages , had two less misses ,been less than 1/2 second slower than him on 3 stages and 63 seconds faster on total time and he beat me in RANK Points !!!! I guess he was more CONSISTENT than me, in being slower shooting and missing more ... If this is the Consistancey that rank point rewards ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Then RANK really is a Great discription of this method of scoring ... Jabez Cowboy

Just use Total Time !!! What could be more Fair ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Or easyer ?????????? RANK POINTS SUCK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jabez Cowboy

This ,,, While a start does Not address the fact that Other Shooters from Outside your Class will deside the winner in your class if you are shooting in one of the More difficult Classes to master ie; Frontieer Cartridge or Frontieersman .... So why bother having classes or age groups ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, when you are shooting against all !!! Jabez Cowboy